The Young Ones Quotes
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      Vyvyan: Cornflakes for breakfast? That's disgusting, Neil!
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        TV Detector Man: Bastard's the name! But you can call me "Right-Bleeding," all my friends do!"
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          Rik: I AM NOT GETTING AGRESSIVE
          Neil: Ithink you are Rik
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            Vyvyan : "Vyvyan, Vyvyan, Vyvyan! Honestly! Anytime something blows up in this house, its always blame Vyvyan!!"
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              Rick:
              (vivian gives him 1 hell of a wack in the goolies with a cricket bat)...... HA HA HA MISSED BOTH MY LEGS!
              -Rick
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                Rick:
                HANDS UP, WHO LIKES ME?
                -Rick
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                  rick:
                  bad for society when the kids get into it

                  -rick
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                    Vivian:
                    NEIL: Oh..have we got a video? VIVIAN: The next person who says that..im gonna put their head through the window! NEIL: Vivian..Have we got a video? VIVIAN: Right this way Neil... (window is ripped from wall and smashed down over neils head)
                    -Vivian
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                      Neil:
                      If I had a penny for everytime I had to answer the door....I'd have five pounds sixty three"
                      -Neil
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                        Rick:
                        Moan, Moan Boring just because you do a little bit of house work
                        -Rick
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                          Vivian:
                          Neil are you gonna make supper or am I gonna have to kick your teeth in?
                          -Vivian
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                            Neil:
                            Oh no...am being hassled in the street by a chick
                            -Neil
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                              Neil:
                              Vegatable Rights and peace
                              -Neil
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                                Mike:
                                We quibble over terms! Suffice it to say that that vacuum is one hell of a sucker.. and i don't mean its easily fooled!
                                -Mike