30785
Posey:
i thought you didn't like tomato juice
Andre:
yeah, but i figured if i drink enough, it'll kill me
30784
Tori:
read the phone, jade
read the phone
read the phone
30783
Jade:
but why have you been sleeping here in school?
Cat:
because, my parents wanted me to stay with my uncle walter and aunt parla, but they're mean
Robbie:
whats wrong with them?
Cat:
everything
they don't like my red hair, they only eat vegetables, they said i can't have unlimited texting, and they won't let me flush the toilet unless its absolutely necessary
they don't like my red hair, they only eat vegetables, they said i can't have unlimited texting, and they won't let me flush the toilet unless its absolutely necessary
Robbie:
so...you ran away?
Cat:
uh-huh
i live here now
i live here now
30782
Tori:
hey, this seems like a lot of pizza dough
are you sure you're reading the recipe right?
are you sure you're reading the recipe right?
Jade:
yeah
i said four cups of flour
i said four cups of flour
Tori:
you said four pounds of flour!
Jade:
oh yeah, i meant four cups
30713
Cat:
its true
Tori:
that normals boring?
Cat:
no, that nobody asked me out to the prom
30712
Rex:
I told you global warming was bogus!
Robbie:
Rex, stop watching Fox News.
Rex:
No, it's fair and balanced.
30711
Robbie:
No no no! This is bad news!
Robbie's grandma:
What's wrong, honey?
Robbie:
They cancelled the Internet!
Robbie's grandma:
They did?
Robbie:
Yes. Bad economy, low ratings, they just cancelled the whole Internet!
30704
Jade:
hey, wait a minute
sinjin?
sinjin?
Sinjin:
hi, jade
Jade:
where did you get that lamp?
Sinjin:
[looks behind him] uh...at the lamp store
Jade:
it looks exactly like the lamp i have in my den at home
Sinjin:
oh
weird
weird
Jade:
are you in my house?!
Sinjin:
[runs away]
Jade:
take your computer with you!
Sinjin:
[takes his laptop] please don't tell my mother!
30703
Jade:
what is going on?
Beck:
you just kicked my door open
Jade:
put the dog down and tell me about this cheerleader chick who lives next door
Beck:
im not gonna put the dog down
Jade:
aren't you?
30702
Andres Grandmother:
I DON'T KNOW YOU! AAAHHHH!
30701
Cat:
my names cat
Tori:
oh, like the animal
Cat:
whats that supposed to mean?!
Tori:
uh, nothing
i love cats
i love cats
Cat:
oh me too
they're so cute
they're so cute
30700
Tori:
as if i care what you think
Jade:
better watch yourself
Tori:
can't take it?
Jade:
don't push me!
Tori:
eat your pants
Jade:
YOU EAT YOUR PANTS!
