The Simpsons Quotes
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      Daddy! Someone's lookin' at me! - Ralph
      15645
        Listen kid, nobody likes wearing clothes in public, but you know, it's the law. - Lou
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          You better watch your mouth you little smartass! - Homer
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            See, this is why I don't talk much. - Carl
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              Oh dear, another setback - Hans Moleman
              15641
                I can't belive we're paying to see something we get on TV for free! - Homer
                15640
                  18 WHEELS & THEY ALL MISSED ME!!! - Moe
                  15639
                    GO HOME, YOU'RE BAD LUCK! - Marge
                    15638
                      If he's so smart, how come he's dead? - Homer
                      15637
                        Nice work, video game guy. - Comic book guy
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                          I've built a stairway to heaven - Lisa
                          15635
                            HOW THE HELL DID I GET UP HERE!? - Mr. Largo
                            15634
                              What is it with cats and mice? Can't they EVER get along? - Lisa
                              15633
                                DAMN YOU REALITY! - Homer
                                15632
                                  Can somebody tell me what Sideshow Mel is? - Krusty
                                  15631
                                    Goodbye cruel world......and Carl - Lenny
                                    15630
                                      Lisa, everyone knows, God only helps the mighty - Homer to Lisa
                                      15629
                                        I drank blue juice from under the sink! - Ralph
                                        15628
                                          My dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory - Milhouse
                                          15627
                                            He's not Spider-pig anymore, he's Harry Plopper.