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      I taste FREEDOM! - Sideshow Mel
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        You can't kill him if he's wearing people clothes - Homer
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          HA HA! YOU CAN'T KILL A HINDU! (Gets caught in a bear trap) HELP ME JESUS! - Apu
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            I don't even have a last name. I'M JUST WILLIE! - Groundskeeper Willie
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              You've mastered a dead tounge. BUT CAN YOU HANDLE A LIVE ONE!? - Groundskeeper Willie
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                I sleep in a race car, DO YOU! - Kirk VanHouten
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                  YOU SMILED! I'm off the hook! - Homer
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                    Now to get dressed in a most unusual way. - Homer
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                      PEOPLE OF SPRINGFIELD! Heed this warning: Twisted tail, 1000 eyes, trapped FOREVER! - Grandpa
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                        The police couldn't even catch cooties at Milhouse's birthday party! - Homer
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                          SEE, THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD HATE KIDS! - Moe
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                            Ooh! Erotic cakes! - Homer
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                              CRAAAAAP! - Homer
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                                EEEEPA! - Comic book guy
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                                  I'm pretty sure 1000....is a number! - Grandpa
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                                    Aw, THEY STOLE THE BALOON! I'VE BEEN LIVING IN THERE! Well, you know, just until things pick up. - Gil
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                                      Aw, for glavin' out loud! - Prof. Frink
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                                        His hairdo looks so queer. - Homer
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                                          Hi there, Midge! - Moe
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                                            Maggie! What a great little accident you turned out to be. - Homer