15726
Homer: If something is hard to do, it's not worth doing!
15725
Homer:(on the phone) I can't come to work today. Why? Cos I have chicken pocks! I know I said that last month but I was Lying!
15724
Dr. Nick: "Hi everybody"
crowd: "hi Dr. Nick"
crowd: "hi Dr. Nick"
15723
Homer: If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.
15722
Homer: Marge, would you please tell Bart that I would just like to drink a glass of syrup like I do every morning?
15721
Ralphie: Your toys are fun to touch. Mine are all sticky.
15720
Homer: You know Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said, 'Homer, you're a big disappointment', and God bless her soul, she was really on to something!
15719
Homer: Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
15718
Homer: You heard me; I won't be in for the rest of the week... I told you! My baby beat me up! No, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up.
15717
Homer: Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman... and I have no interest in that; besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing!
15716
Homer: Come on, honey. You work yourself stupid for this family. If anyone deserves to be wrapped up in seaweed and buried in mud, it's you.
15715
Homer: It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.
15714
Homer: Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.
15713
Homer: Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harassing that woman.
15712
Homer: Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.
15711
Mr. Burns: Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons.
15710
Homer: Kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential murderers.
15709
Homer: Do you want to change your name to Homer, Jr.? The kids can call you Hoju!
15708
Homer: Guys are always patting my bald head for luck, pinching my belly to hear my girlish laugh.
15707
Homer: Wo! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab. (presses TAB key).
