The Simpsons Quotes
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    15766
      Homer: "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
      15765
        (after shaving Lisa's head) "Who's cuter now?"
        Baby Bart
        15764
          Homer: "It seems you were caught, by the very man trying to catch you."
          Skinner: "How ironic."
          15763
            Homer: "It's clear now why God puts sugar in those tiny packets, and why He lives on a sugar plantation in Hawaii."
            15762
              Ralph: "Go banana!"
              15761
                (after maggie burps)
                Homer: "Did you hear that? She said burlap!"
                15760
                  Marge: "That's no gentlemen that's my husband."
                  15759
                    Homer: "Weaseling outta things is what seperates us from the animals..... cept the weasel."
                    15758
                      Bart: "Lisa! Her teeth are big and green. Lisa, she smells like gas-o-line. Lisa, da da da disa. On her birthday, I miss ya."
                      15757
                        Bart: "Lisa! Her teeth are big and green. Lisa, she smells like gas-o-line. Lisa, da da da disa. On her birthday, I miss ya."
                        15756
                          Bart: "Lisa! Her teeth are big and green. Lisa, she smells like gas-o-line. Lisa, da da da disa. On her birthday, I miss ya."
                          15755
                            Homer: "You can't go this far and not go further."
                            15754
                              Homer: "A woman is a lot like a beer. They smell good, they taste good. But you can't drink just one woman, you have to have another, and another!"
                              15753
                                "I'd just like to say this gig sucks!"
                                "Yeah, up yours Springfield."
                                -The Ramones
                                15752
                                  I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!
                                  -Bart
                                  15751
                                    Marge: Oh, for Pete's sakes! Why is that monkey weaking a diaper? I thought he was housebroken!
                                    Homer and Mojo: Eh...
                                    Marge: You said this monkey would be sweeping the floors and cleaning the gutters, and now he just lies there, struggling to breathe.
                                    Homer: What do you want? His cholesterol's through the roof!
                                    15750
                                      I move that the last sketch be stricken from the record.
                                      -Judge Snyder
                                      15749
                                        You know you're not supposed to go in there. What is your fascination with my "Forbidden Closet of Mystery"?
                                        -Chief Wiggum
                                        15748
                                          They fight! They bite! / They fight and bite and fight! / Fight, fight, fight... bite, bite, bite... / The Itchy and Scratchy Showwwwww!
                                          -the theme song to "Itchy and Scratchy"
                                          15747
                                            Chief Wiggum: That's the end of your Looney Tune, Drugs Bunny. You're under arrest for astro-vandalism!
                                            Moe: And may God help you if that thing carried the Spice Channel!
                                            -from "Brother's Little Helper", after Bart's "Focusyn" medication got the better of him - in a terrible way