15426
Homer:
I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to 'speed' around a city, keeping its 'speed' over fifty, and if its 'speed' dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
-Homer
-Homer
15425
Bart:
God Schmod, i want my Monkey man.
-Bart
-Bart
15424
Bart:
I cannot promise i'll try, but i'll try to try
-Bart
-Bart
15423
ralph:
I bent my wookie!
-ralph
-ralph
15422
ralph:
the doctor says it wouldn't bleed so much if I kept my finger outta there!
-ralph
-ralph
15421
ralph wiggum:
I ate-d the purple barries!
-ralph wiggum
-ralph wiggum
15420
moe:
whats the matter homer?
-moe
-moe
15419
bart:
I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress - Hmm, that gives me an idea note for later: put rubber spider down Lisa's dress.
-bart
-bart
15418
bart:
Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
-bart
-bart
15417
homer:
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
-homer
-homer
15416
bart:
Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
-bart
-bart
15415
bart:
I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
-bart
-bart
15414
moe:
Hey, you're right! It doesnt hurt any more. Now I can focus of my crippling emotional pain..... Dad, Daddy, why? Why wont you hug me? You hugged the mailman.
-moe
-moe
15413
Grandpa & Bart:
The lamp's running away! Grandpa that's my dog.
-Grandpa & Bart
-Grandpa & Bart
15412
Bart:
Aye Carumba!
-Bart
-Bart
15411
Homer Simpson:
D'oh!
-Homer Simpson
-Homer Simpson

