The Simpsons Quotes
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    15426
      Homer:
      I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to 'speed' around a city, keeping its 'speed' over fifty, and if its 'speed' dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
      -Homer
      15425
        Bart:
        God Schmod, i want my Monkey man.
        -Bart
        15424
          Bart:
          I cannot promise i'll try, but i'll try to try
          -Bart
          15423
            ralph:
            I bent my wookie!
            -ralph
            15422
              ralph:
              the doctor says it wouldn't bleed so much if I kept my finger outta there!
              -ralph
              15421
                ralph wiggum:
                I ate-d the purple barries!
                -ralph wiggum
                15420
                  moe:
                  whats the matter homer?
                  -moe
                  15419
                    bart:
                    I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress - Hmm, that gives me an idea note for later: put rubber spider down Lisa's dress.
                    -bart
                    15418
                      bart:
                      Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
                      -bart
                      15417
                        homer:
                        Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
                        -homer
                        15416
                          bart:
                          Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

                          -bart
                          15415
                            bart:
                            I am through with working. Working is for chumps.

                            -bart
                            15414
                              moe:
                              Hey, you're right! It doesnt hurt any more. Now I can focus of my crippling emotional pain..... Dad, Daddy, why? Why wont you hug me? You hugged the mailman.
                              -moe
                              15413
                                Grandpa & Bart:
                                The lamp's running away! Grandpa that's my dog.
                                -Grandpa & Bart
                                15412
                                  Bart:
                                  Aye Carumba!
                                  -Bart
                                  15411
                                    Homer Simpson:
                                    D'oh!
                                    -Homer Simpson