15786
Well if it helps Apu, I've found that life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
-Homer-
-Homer-
15785
Stupid gravity
-Homer-
-Homer-
15784
Due to the unscheduled trip to the autowrecking yard the bus will be out of commission for two weeks. Note: by reading this letter aloud you have waved any responsibility on our part in purpetuity throughout the known universe. Mmmmm!!!
--Marge Simpson
--Marge Simpson
15783
Parent's occupation. Note: Homemaker is not allowed as it is not real work that's why you don't get paid. Oh!
--Marge Simpson
--Marge Simpson
15782
Homer: "Simpson. Homer Simpson. He's the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree."
15781
Hi-diddly-ho, neighbor-inos! -Ned Flanders
15780
Me fail English? That's unpossible. -Ralph
15779
Barney: You're very kind.
Woman: Excuse me, did something crawl down your throat and die?
Barney: It didn't die.
Woman: Excuse me, did something crawl down your throat and die?
Barney: It didn't die.
15778
Call Mr. Plow. That's my name. That name again is Mr. Plow. -Homer
15777
Little girl: *calls up 'Bart Chat' hotline*
Barney: *picks up* Bart Chat.
Little girl: Are you Bart?
Barney: Sure I am. I didn't do nothin'.
Little girl: Um, isn't it 'I didn't do it'?
Barney: Yeah, whatever. *Burps*
Barney: *picks up* Bart Chat.
Little girl: Are you Bart?
Barney: Sure I am. I didn't do nothin'.
Little girl: Um, isn't it 'I didn't do it'?
Barney: Yeah, whatever. *Burps*
15776
Abe Simpson: *crashes car into Springfield Aquarium* Is this the Dairy Queen?
15775
Look our ratings are down and station is being swamped with angry letters and letter bombs and it's all your fault.
Yes.... Yes it is.
This is the DJ3000. It plays records and has dozens of volumes of innate banter.
That was the caller from hell! Well hot dog we have a wiener.
Hey that thing is great.
Don't praise the machine.
If you don't get that kid an elephant by tomorrow the DJ3000 gets your job.
[Clank]
Those clowns in congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.
How does it keep up?
Bill, Marty and the KBBL Station Manager
Yes.... Yes it is.
This is the DJ3000. It plays records and has dozens of volumes of innate banter.
That was the caller from hell! Well hot dog we have a wiener.
Hey that thing is great.
Don't praise the machine.
If you don't get that kid an elephant by tomorrow the DJ3000 gets your job.
[Clank]
Those clowns in congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.
How does it keep up?
Bill, Marty and the KBBL Station Manager
15774
Troy: "Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as 'Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die' and 'Gladys, The Groovy Mule'".
15773
Homer: Wait! That's a classic 1978 Pizza Hut. (eats a pepperoni) Mmm. Terrible.
15772
He told me to burn things!
-Ralph
-Ralph
15771
Duffman, can't breat. OH NO!
-Duffman
-Duffman
15770
Millhouse (at the dam): I didn't do anything.
FBI Agent: I don't care.
Millhouse (after jumping off the dam and landing into the water): Ow, my glasses.
FBI Agent: I don't care.
Millhouse (after jumping off the dam and landing into the water): Ow, my glasses.
15769
Lisa: "I feel like I'm gonna die, Bart."
Bart: "We're all gonna die, Lis."
Lisa: "I meant soon."
Bart: "So did I."
Bart: "We're all gonna die, Lis."
Lisa: "I meant soon."
Bart: "So did I."
15768
Lisa: "Look in the tunk... I think he means trunk."
15767
I'm just a lonely guy.
-Herb Powell (Homer's long-lost half-brother)
-Herb Powell (Homer's long-lost half-brother)
