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    15446
      Ralph:
      Me? Fail English? That's Un-possible!
      -Ralph
      15445
        Homer:
        English? pfff, who needs that? i'm not going to England
        -Homer
        15444
          Bart:
          I WANT MY ELEPHANT!! I WANT MY ELEPHANT!!
          -Bart
          15443
            Montgomery Burns:
            Excellent!
            -Montgomery Burns
            15442
              Sideshow Bob:
              Surely there's no harm lying in the middle of a public street.
              -Sideshow Bob
              15441
                Homer:
                Mmm...64 slices of American Cheese!
                -Homer
                15440
                  Homer:
                  Mmmm..... Beer!
                  -Homer
                  15439
                    ralph:
                    my cat's breath smells like cat food
                    -ralph
                    15438
                      Bart:
                      eat my shorts!!
                      -Bart
                      15437
                        Hans Moleman:
                        No one's gay for Moleman.
                        -Hans Moleman
                        15436
                          Homer:
                          I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals... fLAMing!!
                          -Homer
                          15435
                            Homer:
                            *Gasps* Computers can do that?!?
                            -Homer
                            15434
                              Homer:
                              I wanna set the record straight...I thought the cop was a prostitute.
                              -Homer
                              15433
                                Homer:
                                Le Grille?!! What the hell is that??!
                                -Homer
                                15432
                                  Ned Flanders:
                                  Now, throughout history, when people get wood, they'll think of Trojans.
                                  -Ned Flanders
                                  15431
                                    Bart:
                                    Hi, I'm Dr. Cheeks. I was doin my rounds and uh, I'm a little behind.
                                    -Bart
                                    15430
                                      Comic Book Guy:
                                      The restraining order says "no no", but her eyes say "yes yes"
                                      -Comic Book Guy
                                      15429
                                        Homer:
                                        This is the biggest frameup since OJ. Wait a minute...the blood in the Bronco, the cuts on his hands, those Jay Leno monolouges?! Oh my god he did it!!!
                                        -Homer
                                        15428
                                          Homer:
                                          Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the G's!!
                                          -Homer
                                          15427
                                            Homer:
                                            Pain was like a drug, but what was more like a drug were the drugs.
                                            -Homer