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      Homer:
      Mmm...Strained peas!
      -Homer
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        Ralph:
        (reading Lisa's Valentine card) 'You Choo-Choo-Choose me?'
        -Ralph
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          Barney:
          Ah, my heart just stopped...Oh, there it goes.
          -Barney
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            Homer:
            WE HAVE A KITCHEN?!
            -Homer
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              Krusty the Clown:
              Are You kidding? I can pull a better cartoon outta my aaaa..hey hey kids! Wasn't that a great cartoon?
              -Krusty the Clown
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                Bart:
                Well, I paid for this ticket, that means I'm going.(climbs out window,then returns) I love you Krusty-wusty.(kisses doll)
                -Bart
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                  Homer:
                  Oh ya drugs...you gotta have drugs.....
                  -Homer
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                    Homer:
                    Alchol is a way of life! Alchol is my way of life and I plan on keeping it!!
                    -Homer
                    15458
                      Homer:
                      Stupid best friend Flanders....
                      -Homer
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                        Duffman:
                        Duffman can never die! Only the actors who play him
                        -Duffman
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                          Ralph:
                          I'm Idaho.
                          -Ralph
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                            Bart:
                            I didn't do it
                            -Bart
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                              Homer Simpson:
                              Trying is the first step towards failure.
                              -Homer Simpson
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                                Troy McLure:
                                Hi I'm Troy McLure. You may remember me from such educational films as Lead Paint: Delicious but Deadly and 3x2= -Fun.
                                -Troy McLure
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                                  Barney:
                                  *BURP*
                                  -Barney
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                                    Homer:
                                    Why you little.....
                                    -Homer
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                                      Bart:
                                      oh boy trash cookies, uh oh I think I ate a dog food lid
                                      -Bart
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                                        Mr.Burns:
                                        Excellent
                                        -Mr.Burns
                                        15448
                                          Ralphie and Officer Wiggum:
                                          Ralphie: Eww...daddy! It tastes like Grandma!
                                          Wiggum: Hey, you're right. It does taste like Grandma!
                                          Ralphie: I want more!
                                          -Ralphie and Officer Wiggum
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                                            Ralph:
                                            At my house we call fires 'uh-ohs'.
                                            -Ralph