15486
Homer and Marge:
Marge: Now Homer don't you eat this pie! Homer: ok pie im just going to do this (chomping sound) and if you get eaten it's your own fault (walks forward with eyes closed making the chomping sound.........hits the wall) ooooooo crap it hurts oooooooo!!!!
-Homer and Marge
-Homer and Marge
15485
Ralph Wiggum:
Why do people run away from me? (wets pants)
-Ralph Wiggum
-Ralph Wiggum
15484
milhouse van houten:
I got some cool pogs, alf pogs, remember alf he's back in pog form
-milhouse van houten
-milhouse van houten
15483
homer,moe, man, barney:
homer: hey moe I have this friend named joey joe joe shabado
moe: that is the worst name ever
(man runs away)
barney: hey joey joe joe!!
-homer,moe, man, barney
moe: that is the worst name ever
(man runs away)
barney: hey joey joe joe!!
-homer,moe, man, barney
15482
Grounds Keeper Willy & Lunch Lady Dorris:
GRREASE ME UP WOMAN! ...ookie dokie.
-Grounds Keeper Willy & Lunch Lady Dorris
-Grounds Keeper Willy & Lunch Lady Dorris
15481
Grounds Keeper Willy:
I must save the wee turtles! If I dont' save the wee turtles who will!? AHH SAVE ME FROM THE WEE TURTLES! They were too quick for me!
-Grounds Keeper Willy
-Grounds Keeper Willy
15480
Grounds Keeper Willy and Smithers:
Willy: It brings us love KILL IT, BREAK ITS LEGS!! Smithers: Noo it's Mr.Burns! Willy: Awww, its Mr. Burns.. KILL IT KILL IT!!
-Grounds Keeper Willy and Smithers
-Grounds Keeper Willy and Smithers
15479
Ralph:
The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there!
-Ralph
-Ralph
15478
Homer:
Mmm...Chocolate, ooh...double chocolate, (gasp) new flavor...TRIPLE chocolate!!!!!
-Homer
-Homer
15477
Shary Bobbins:
I've been singing you songs all day. I'm not a bloody jukebox.
-Shary Bobbins
-Shary Bobbins
15476
Martin:
Pick me, pick me teacher. I'm ever-so smart!
-Martin
-Martin
15475
Poochie:
Ruff, ruff! I'm Poochie the rockin' dog!
-Poochie
-Poochie
15474
Nelson:
Haw-haw!
-Nelson
-Nelson
15473
Ralph:
When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!
-Ralph
-Ralph
15472
Homer:
Being eaten by a crocodile is like falling asleep...in a giant blender.
-Homer
-Homer
15471
Homer:
Awwwwwwwwww twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut! Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts! Explain how! Money can be used to buy goods and services! Whoo hooo!
-Homer
-Homer
15470
Announcer:
Here comes Screwy, the mechanical rabbit.
-Announcer
-Announcer
15469
Bart:
Eat My Shorts!
-Bart
-Bart
15468
Moe and Homer:
Uh, Homer Sexual? C'mon, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual! Heh heh, don't look at me!
-Moe and Homer
-Moe and Homer
15467
Homer:
The other day I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into a football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.
-Homer
-Homer
