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    15506
      Homer:
      Mmmmm..... Corn Starch......
      -Homer
      15505
        Lionel (the attorney man) & Marge:
        Uh oh, we've drawn Judge Synder again! Is that a bad thing? Well, he's had it in for me since I've ran over his dog. You did? Well, replace the kind of with the word repeatedly and the word dog with son.
        -Lionel (the attorney man) & Marge
        15504
          Homer Simpson:
          Mmm...something.
          -Homer Simpson
          15503
            Robot Animals:
            Robot Animals: (singing) You're the birthday, you're the birthday, you're the birthday boy or girl.
            -Robot Animals
            15502
              Bumblebee Man:
              Ay ay ay. Me no gusta.
              -Bumblebee Man
              15501
                Ned Flanders:
                If you think I'm cuddly, And you want my company, Come on wifey, let me know. Ugh ugh ugh.
                -Ned Flanders
                15500
                  Homer:
                  Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.
                  -Homer
                  15499
                    Selma:
                    Now bring us some extra chairs like a good blubber-in-law.
                    -Selma
                    15498
                      Homer:
                      Mmm...Ooh...Maca-ma-damia nuts.
                      -Homer
                      15497
                        Rod Flanders:
                        Dad, can I anoint the sores on his feet?
                        -Rod Flanders
                        15496
                          Homer:
                          Mmm...Crumbled-up cookie things.
                          -Homer
                          15495
                            Homer:
                            Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Nixon, Comet, Cupid, Donna Dixon.
                            -Homer
                            15494
                              Krusty and kids:
                              Krusty: What would you do if I went off the air? Kids: We'd kill ourselves!
                              -Krusty and kids
                              15493
                                Homer:
                                Mmm...Urinal fresh.
                                -Homer
                                15492
                                  Moe:
                                  Hey everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.

                                  -Moe
                                  15491
                                    Ralph Chief Wiggum:
                                    Ralph: Daddy, these rubber pants are hot. Chief Wiggum: You'll wear 'em till you learn, son.

                                    -Ralph Chief Wiggum
                                    15490
                                      Lisa Homer:
                                      Lisa: That's Latin, Dad; the language of Plutarch. Homer: Mickey Mouse's dog
                                      -Lisa Homer
                                      15489
                                        Rod Flanders:
                                        Rod Flanders: I'm jealous of girls 'cause they get to wear dresses.
                                        -Rod Flanders
                                        15488
                                          Homer:
                                          Bart's teacher's name is Krabappel? I've been calling her Crandall!
                                          -Homer
                                          15487
                                            Homer:
                                            Baby made a boom-boom
                                            -Homer