The Simpsons Quotes
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    15526
      Homer:
      Uh oh, I think I might have brained my damage
      -Homer
      15525
        Homer:
        Uh-oh. I don't understand a word he's saying! I wish I was at home watching tv with a bag of chips.Mmm...chips...
        -Homer
        15524
          Homer:
          OOH!! they have the internet on COMPUTERS now!!!
          -Homer
          15523
            Homer:
            What are you going to do? Release the dogs? or the bees? or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?
            -Homer
            15522
              Bart:
              *yelling*Why did you buy the first hover car ever made?
              -Bart
              15521
                Bus Driver:
                *running to a cliff nude* I can fly! I can fly! OK, I can't fly. But I can glide! *jumps off cliff*
                -Bus Driver
                15520
                  Older Lisa:
                  *choking bart* YOU WRECKED MY LIFE!
                  -Older Lisa
                  15519
                    bart and santa's little helper:
                    Bart: bla bla bla bla bla sit. santa's little helper: (sits)
                    -bart and santa's little helper
                    15518
                      Homer and Marge:
                      Homer:Now I think you owe me half a sandwhich
                      *Marge takes out sandwhich*
                      Marge:I always keep one near the bedside for you.
                      -Homer and Marge
                      15517
                        Bart and Homer:
                        Bart:Can I bring my lazer pointer?
                        Homer: Why do I care?
                        -Bart and Homer
                        15516
                          moe:
                          Hey! Phone call for Al C'hol!
                          -moe
                          15515
                            Homer:
                            Hey, Marge, look! A walk-in microwave!
                            -Homer
                            15514
                              Comic Book Guy:
                              I can't drive 55...I can only drive 38.
                              -Comic Book Guy
                              15513
                                Groundskeeper Willy teaches French:
                                Bonjourrrrrrrr, yeh cheese-eating surrender monkeys!
                                -Groundskeeper Willy teaches French
                                15512
                                  Homer:
                                  (looking into mirror) Mirror mirror on the wall who's the baldest of them all...?
                                  -Homer
                                  15511
                                    ralph wiggum:
                                    eww...daddy, this tastes like grandma!
                                    -ralph wiggum
                                    15510
                                      homer:
                                      Le grille? What the hell is that?

                                      -homer
                                      15509
                                        homer & moe:
                                        Moe: it can deep fry a buffalo in 40 seconds. homer: *sigh* but I want it now
                                        -homer & moe
                                        15508
                                          homer:
                                          USA! USA!
                                          -homer
                                          15507
                                            Bart:
                                            Because no one ever suspects the Butterfly.
                                            -Bart