The Simpsons Quotes
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    15546
      Ned Flanders:
      Dear God, thank you for Ziggy comics, little baby ducks, and 'Sweatin' To the Oldies' volumes 1, 2 and 4.
      -Ned Flanders
      15545
        Ralph:
        Ralph to wolf:Will you be my mommy?
        The wolf leaves carrying Ralph in its mouth.
        Ralph: You smell like dead bunnies!
        -Ralph
        15544
          Homer:
          Losers! Losers! Kiss my big Springfield behind, Shelbyville!
          -Homer
          15543
            Bart:
            He's going to kill Rod and Todd, too! That's horrible...in principle.
            -Bart
            15542
              lISA:
              Hey, horseface! Get your ugly pie hooks off that Summer Fun set!!!!!!!!!!!
              -lISA
              15541
                HOMER:
                WOO HOO! I'M A COLLEGE MAN! I WON'T BE NEEDING MY DIPLOMA ANYMORE!
                -HOMER
                15540
                  Jimbo:
                  Uh, hello, uh, Mrs. Bart. Is your pool ready yet?
                  -Jimbo
                  15539
                    Homer, Bernie and co worker:
                    Bernie: Duh Homer why are we down here? Homer: Oh I already told you Bernie to guard the bee. Co worker: But why? Homer oh you guys are pathedic no wonder Smithers made me head bee guy. (Jar breaks). Bernie: Duh its getting away. Co worker: We did bad.
                    -Homer, Bernie and co worker
                    15538
                      Homer and Marge:
                      Homer:No TV and no beer make Homer go something...something
                      Marge: Go...crazy..?
                      Homer:DONT MIND IF I DO!!!!!!!!!
                      -Homer and Marge
                      15537
                        Marge and Bart:
                        Bart:Mom is dad gonna kill us?
                        Marge: we'll just have to wait and see.
                        -Marge and Bart
                        15536
                          Homer and Grandpa:
                          Homer: DAAAAAAAAAAVID LETTERMEN!
                          -Homer and Grandpa
                          15535
                            Homer and Grandpa:
                            Homer:DAAAAAAAAVID LETTERMEN!
                            Grandpa:Hi David im Grandpa!
                            Homer:DOH!
                            -Homer and Grandpa
                            15534
                              Satin and Bart:
                              Satin:Oh, hey Bart
                              Bart:hey
                              -Satin and Bart
                              15533
                                homer:
                                NO TV AND NO BEER MAKE HOMER GO CRAZY!!!!
                                -homer
                                15532
                                  Homer:
                                  Urge to kill... rising.
                                  -Homer
                                  15531
                                    homer:
                                    Kids,you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The leson here is, never try.
                                    -homer
                                    15530
                                      Homer:
                                      I am evil Homer. I am evil Homer. I am evil Homer. I am evil Homer.
                                      -Homer
                                      15529
                                        Homer:
                                        Bart I don't want to alarm you, but there is a possiabilty that the boogyman or boogymen my be in the house
                                        -Homer
                                        15528
                                          Lisa and homer:
                                          Lisa crying: I'm a monster Homer: No the only monster here, and I call him gamblor. Come we must save her from his neon clutches
                                          -Lisa and homer
                                          15527
                                            Bart:
                                            Bart no like, bad medicine
                                            -Bart