The Simpsons Quotes
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      Apu's Mom & Dad:
      Dad: Make us proud son
      Mom: Never forget who you are
      -Apu's Mom & Dad
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        Apu:
        Look what you've done, you flying fat man!
        -Apu
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          Nelson:
          Ha, Ha!!!!
          -Nelson
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            Ralph:
            I think i wet my bed!
            -Ralph
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              Homer:
              I-i have to do this for work.
              -Homer
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                Bart:
                Don't have a cow, man!
                -Bart
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                  Homer:
                  Okay brain, you dont like me and i dont like you
                  -Homer
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                    Homer:
                    Every time I learn something new it pushes some old stuff out of my head!
                    -Homer
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                      Homer:
                      mmmm... crayon tastes like purple
                      -Homer
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                        Chief Wiggum:
                        Take that, you lousy dimension!
                        -Chief Wiggum
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                          apu:
                          thank you.come again.
                          -apu
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                            Homer:
                            (Squirts ketchup in a bullseye on bare chest)
                            Homer: Here, shirty shirt shirt.

                            -Homer
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                              Bart and Lisa:
                              (Making faces0
                              Bart: Oh yeah? that's not scary!
                              Lisa: Oh yeah? that's not scary!
                              Bart: Oh yeah? that's not scary!
                              (Marge walks in with a angry face)
                              Lisa and Bart:AHHHH!!! SCARY!!!!
                              -Bart and Lisa
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                                Homer, Ned:
                                Homer: Hey wait. If I don't finish this last bite, you don't get my soul, do you?
                                Devil(Ned): Well, technically no. But...
                                Homer:(In a teasing tone) I'm smarter than the devil! I'm smarter than the dev...
                                Devil(Ned):(Transformed) You are not
                                -Homer, Ned
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                                  homer:
                                  stupid tv! be more funny!
                                  -homer
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                                    Lenny:
                                    You're not sharks, you're dolphins, the clowns of the sea
                                    -Lenny
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                                      Homer Simpson:
                                      DOH!
                                      -Homer Simpson
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                                        Homer:
                                        (Singing) I am so smart, I am so smart! S M R T! I mean, S M A R T!
                                        -Homer
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                                          Hooker and flanders:
                                          Las vegas girl " i need to take a shower where are the wet ones?"
                                          Flanders " oh we have real bathrooms here"
                                          -Hooker and flanders
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                                            Milhouse:
                                            Milhouse: (after he sniffed the comic book) It smells like my Grandpa.
                                            -Milhouse