The Simpsons Quotes
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      Bart: "Take him away boys."
      Wiggum: "Hey I'm the chief here. Bake him away toys."
      Lou: "What'd you say chief?"
      Wiggum: "Just do what the boy says."
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        Dr. Nick: "Hi everybody!"
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          Lisa: "The only way to save Bart is to kill the head vampire' Mr. Burns."
          Homer: *Gasp* "Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the american dream?"
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            ha! ha!...your mom changed!...

            -Nelson
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              Kearny: Thanks for the tassles...my mom can wear these on her boobs at work!
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                Bart: I'm riding a unicycle with my pants down....this should be every boy's dream!
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                  Homer: He knows just how I like my martinis...full of alcohol
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                    Skinner: Our budget is stretched tighter than Mother's sauna pants.
                    Mother: Seymore! Quit using me in analogies!
                    Skinner: Yes, Mother.
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                      Bart: Lisa is a nut, she has a rubber butt, everytime she turns around it goes put, put!
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                        Ralphie: I'm cuckoo for contraband!
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                          Homer: Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!
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                            Lenny: I don't know where Carl ends and I begin.
                            Carl: See, statements like that are why people think we're gay
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                              Homer: Stay crunchy, men.....stay crunchy
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                                Homer: This is the most fun I've ever had giving you wood
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                                  Marge: Second notice? Third notice! We break thumbs? Homer what are we going to do?
                                  Homer: I don't know! I don't know!
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                                    Homer: And i'm one snickers pie away from losing my foot to diabetes...*drool* ahhh snickers pie...
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                                      Ralphie: I've got two kinds of wet in my pants
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                                        Ralphie: I've got two kinds of wet in my pants
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                                          Bart: Can I cut you a deal? I'll give you Milhouse
                                          Skinner: I don't want Milhouse
                                          Milhouse: Sounds like my parents' custody hearing
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                                            Homer: "Oh Lisa, you and your stories. Bart's a vampire. Beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that...building...thingy...where our bed and tv...is."