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    15606
      Yes, Hail to the bus driver. The driver man.: Principle
      15605
        Yeah,I never went to college.-Homer
        15604
          Old Clerk: Take this doll. But beware, it carries a terrible curse.
          Homer: Oh that's bad.
          Old Clerk: But it comes with a free frozen yogurt, which I call frogurt.
          Homer: That's good.
          Old Clerk: The frogurt is also cursed.
          Homer: That's bad.
          Old Clerk: But you get your choice of toppings.
          Homer: That's good.
          Old Clerk: The toppings contain potassium lactate.
          Homer: ...
          Old Clerk: That's bad.
          Homer: Can I go now?
          15603
            This is my sandbox! Im not aloud to go in the deep end!:Ralph
            15602
              I wearing a bathrobe and im not even sick! :Ralph
              15601
                Im a brick! :Ralph
                15600
                  When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpilliar. -Ralph
                  15599
                    (He puts an ice cream cone on his forehead) I'm a unicorn. -Ralph
                    15598
                      Dying tickles! -Ralph
                      15597
                        Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder. -Ralph
                        15596
                          (singing) A B C D E F G how I wonder what you are. -Ralph
                          15595
                            Why can't you be friends like me and Mr. Finger? -Ralph
                            15594
                              Whee! I'm a pop sensation! -Ralph
                              15593
                                ( A blizzard has trapped the kids at Springfield Elementary)
                                Marge: This is horrible! How will the kids get home?
                                Homer: I don't know....the internet?
                                15592
                                  Television - teacher, mother, secret lover! -Homer
                                  15591
                                    Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddys, and kids with fake IDs. -Homer
                                    15590
                                      Agent: We have places your family can hide in peace. Cape Fear, Terror Lake, Screamville...
                                      Homer: Ohh, Ice Creamville.
                                      Agent: No, that's Screamville.
                                      Homer: AHH!
                                      15589
                                        Homer: Hey kids, wanna drive through that cactus patch?
                                        Bart: Yeah.
                                        Lisa: Yeah.
                                        Sideshow Bob: (Hiding under the car)No.
                                        Homer: Well, two again one.
                                        15588
                                          Homer: Help! Save me Mr. X. Wait I'm Mr. X. Aww...
                                          15587
                                            Mother: Seymour! Are you looking at naked ladies!?"
                                            Skinner: No Mother.
                                            Mother: You sissy.