The Simpsons Quotes
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      Confessiing to crime doesn't pay. - Bart
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        That's a paddiln'! - Jasper
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          Take me to some grub, I got the munchies! - Otto
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            Ralph: Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers
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              Bart: Eat my shorts!
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                Maggie: "Daddy."
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                  Moe: "Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt!"
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                    "Excellent!"- Mr. Burns
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                      No One Can Outrun A Greased Scotsman
                      -Groundskeeper Whillie
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                        AHHHHHH!!!! MAKE WAY FOR WILLIE!!!!
                        -Groundskeeper Willie
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                          umm bear,homer
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                            Now I can't stand in line anymore - Ralph
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                              He's going to smell like hotdogs! - ralph
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                                Daddy's stomach is crying! - Ralph
                                15612
                                  Maybe she drove to the moon! - Ralph
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                                    Bushes are nice because they don't have prickers! Unless they do, And this one did, OW! - Ralph
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                                      Im Happy and angry! - ralph
                                      15609
                                        Homer: To start press any key. Where's the any key?
                                        15608
                                          Nelson to Bart after they were best buddies: Ha Ha I touched your heart!
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                                            Lisa: That was beautiful. What's it called?
                                            Bleeding Gums Murphy: Oh, it's a little tune called "The I Never Had an Italian Suit Blues".