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      Ug':
      "Hmm, my pepper's moving."

      (Ug realizes that the black pepper is actually an army of ants from Sponge's ant farm. Later, he's heard power puking off screen.)
      Sponge:
      "Genocide, he ate an entire city, didn't he realize?"
      Donkey Lips:
      "Man, I never saw Ug 'power' puke like that, down at the fishing docs, on Dr. Kahn's sofa, the chapel, everywhere."
      15390
        Z.Z.: "Where is Sponge going? And why is he dressed like Orville Redenbacher?"
        Telly: "(laughingly) I don't know, but Fred and Barney are right behind him!"
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          Budnick: "Beans, beans, they're good for the heart, the more you eat, the more you--"
          Ug: "NEXT!"
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            Bobby: "I tell a ghost story and you buy it hook, line and stinker... heh, I just cut one."
            15387
              Bobby: Wow! That girl is amazing! That girl is breathtaking!
              Pinsky: That girl is Dina!
              15386
                Bobby: You are roasted.
                Donkeylips: Toasted.
                Bobby, Donkeylips: And burned to a crisp!
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                  Pinsky: Guys I can't believe it! My favorite movie is playing tonight, Attack of the Cheese Monster. This guy's made of cheddar, jack, Swiss. This guys is a monster made of Muenster.
                  15384
                    Z.Z.: (trapped in a cave) Echo. Save the whales.
                    Telly: Will you shut up!
                    Z.Z.: What? You don't want to save the whales?
                    15383
                      Donkeylips: [while locked in a bathroom] Hey, there's a machine on the wall that sells balloons!
                      15382
                        Donkeylips: I can hawk a loogie eight feet in the air and catch it with my tongue.
                        Michael Stein: Wow. Your mother must be really proud.
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                          ZZ Telly Dina:
                          Definite potential!
                          -ZZ Telly Dina
                          15380
                            Donkeylipps:
                            (Ellen takes food) HEY! That was my sandwitch and I paid for those bag of chips! Thats it im going to tell Dr. Kaun that his neice is a theif!
                            -Donkeylipps
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                              Z.Z. Telly:
                              Z.Z.: Echo. Save the whales. Telly: Will you shut up! Z.Z.: What? You don't want to save the whales?
                              -Z.Z. Telly
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                                Pinsky:
                                Guys I can't believe it! My favorite movie is playing tonight, "Attack of the Cheese Monster". This guy's made of cheddar, jack, Swiss. This guys is a monster made of Muenster.
                                -Pinsky
                                15377
                                  Bobby Donkeylips:
                                  Bobby: Look this way... Look that way... Man, your head's lopsided. Donkeylips: Can you fix it?
                                  -Bobby Donkeylips
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                                    Donkeylips Michael:
                                    'I can hawk a loogie eight feet in the air and catch it with my tongue.' 'Wow. Your mother must be really proud.'
                                    -Donkeylips Michael
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                                      Bobby:
                                      Hello and welcome to bunk 13. 200 miles from the nearest flush toilet.
                                      -Bobby
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                                        Ug Pinsky:
                                        Ug: This is it; the baseball field! What do you think? P: It's not exactly what they showed me in the brochure.
                                        -Ug Pinsky
                                        15373
                                          Z.Z.:
                                          I made a locket out of a milk carton and put Michael's picture in it that way he'll always be by near heart.
                                          -Z.Z.
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                                            Bobby Donkeylips:
                                            Bobby: You are roasted. Donkeylips: Toasted. Both: And burned to a crisp!
                                            -Bobby Donkeylips