Pee-Wee's Playhouse Quotes
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      Salesman:
      I'm going door to door to make you this increadable offer!!!
      -Salesman
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        Pee-Wee:
        Come here,...closer...closer still
        -Pee-Wee
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          Jambie:
          Mecca-lekka-hi, mecca-hiney-ho.
          -Jambie
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            Pee-Wee and Miss Yvonne:
            Pee-wee: Stories never make me sleepy. Miss Yvonne: Once upon a time... Pee-wee: ZZZzzzzzz....
            -Pee-Wee and Miss Yvonne
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              Pee-Wee:
              Mix the dots. La la la la la. Mix the dots! La la la la la!
              -Pee-Wee
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                Pee Wee:
                Oh yeah? We'll I'm rubber and you're glue!
                -Pee Wee
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                  Pee Wee:
                  Connect the Dots! La La La La! Connect the Dots! La La La la!
                  -Pee Wee
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                    Jambi:
                    'Wish?' Did somebody say 'Wish?'
                    -Jambi
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                      Pee-Wee:
                      I know you are, but what am I?
                      -Pee-Wee
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                        Pee-Wee:
                        Today's secret word is....
                        -Pee-Wee
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                          Jambi:
                          Repeat after me....Mekaleka hi meka hihgnee ho, Mekaleka hi meka chani ho...
                          your wish is granted long live Jambi
                          -Jambi
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                            Pee Wee:
                            Well why don't you marry it?
                            -Pee Wee