Pee-Wee's Playhouse Quotes
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      Magic Glasses: "Put me on! Put me on!"
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        Fish 1: "If Pee-wee's taking it slow, I hate to see him on a fast day."
        Fish 2: "If you ask me, he's fishing for a really bad cold."
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          Come in, and pull yourself up a chair! (Like Chairy!)
          -Theme song
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            "The King of Cartoons is coming, The King of Cartoons is coming!"
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              Its time for a penny cartoon
              Peewee
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                Dirty Dog:
                Hey, Miss Y., excuse my stare, but you have got the biggest hair.

                -Dirty Dog
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                  Pee-Wee konky everyone:
                  Konky:How can I assist you pee-wee?
                  Pee-Wee:What's today's secretword?
                  [paper slips out] Today's SecretWord is Watch
                  now you all know what to do when anyone says the secretword right everyone:Scream Pee-Wee:Let's try it out!
                  -Pee-Wee konky everyone
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                    Klocky:
                    Hey, Pee-Wee. Do you know what time it is?
                    -Klocky
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                      Pteri:
                      I'm not afraid of the dark, as long as there's a light on.
                      -Pteri
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                        Mr. Window:
                        Hey Pee-Wee, here comes the most beautiful woman in Puppetland
                        -Mr. Window
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                          Magic Screen:
                          Hey Pee-Wee, it's time to play with me.
                          -Magic Screen
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                            The Cowntess:
                            MOO HOO!
                            -The Cowntess
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                              Pee-Wee:
                              I have Playhouse Fever!
                              -Pee-Wee
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                                Pee Wee:
                                Everybody knows what to do when they hear the secret word right? Scream really loud.
                                -Pee Wee
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                                  King of cartoons:
                                  Let the cartoon begin!
                                  -King of cartoons
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                                    Pee wee:
                                    GIANT UNDERPANTS!
                                    -Pee wee
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                                      Pee-wee:
                                      "And the word of the day is..."
                                      and
                                      HA,HA,HA
                                      -Pee-wee
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                                        pee wee:
                                        I love that about you!
                                        -pee wee
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                                          Knucklehead:
                                          Dishes a Fire Drill!
                                          -Knucklehead
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                                            Pee-Wee:
                                            Ahhh! Salesman!
                                            -Pee-Wee