American Pie Quotes
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      My friends call me Nova, you know, Casanova
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        Finch:
        Oh stiffler's mom!

        -Finch
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          Stiffler:
          oh my god....your gay!
          -Stiffler
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            Stiffler:
            come on choir girl, hit that high C...aaaaaaaa!
            -Stiffler
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              party guy:
              man, that chick is a MILF!
              -party guy
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                Becky:
                did you hear that finch had an affair with an older woman?...that one was my favorite!
                -Becky
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                  Kevin:
                  hey stifler, how was the pale ale?
                  -Kevin
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                    stiffler:
                    suck me beautiful!
                    -stiffler
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                      Stifler:
                      [Finch] won't have a problem taking a dump at school any more. Slipped a little something into his Moccachino.
                      -Stifler
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                        Michelle:
                        This one time, at band camp…
                        -Michelle
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                          Sherman:
                          I'm a sophisticated robot sent back in time to change the world for one lucky lady.
                          -Sherman
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                            Jim's Dad:
                            We'll just tell your mother that, uh... we ate it all.
                            -Jim's Dad
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                              Jim's Mom:
                              No, no! I think he's trying to watch some illegal channels, here!
                              -Jim's Mom
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                                Finch:
                                God bless the Internet.
                                -Finch
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                                  Jim:
                                  She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!
                                  -Jim
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                                    Jim:
                                    Jackpot, baby!
                                    -Jim
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                                      Finch:
                                      Stop hyperventilating.
                                      -Finch
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                                        Kevin:
                                        Hey Minuteman!
                                        -Kevin
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                                          Kevin:
                                          Go over there, and ask her if she needs an extra hand.
                                          -Kevin
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                                            Jim's Dad:
                                            Well, they're safer than a tube sock.
                                            -Jim's Dad