Are We There Yet? Quotes
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    30853
      Lindsey:
      you should've asked if he had to go before we left
      Nick:
      i did
      Lindsey:
      no, you asked before we got on the train, not before we left the station
      you're supposed to ask before every segment
      everybody knows that
      Nick:
      evidentally not
      30852
        Lindsey:
        baby!
        Kevin:
        big baby!
        Lindsey:
        bigger baby!
        Kevin:
        giant baby!
        Lindsey:
        enormous baby!
        Kevin:
        humongous baby!
        Lindsey:
        colossal baby!
        30808
          Lindsey:
          you know, if you're thinking about my mom, you're wasting your time
          Nick:
          uh, you know, im not wasting my time
          cause me and your mom, we're just friends
          Lindsey:
          thats good, cause moms still into dad and hes totally into her
          and they're getting back together soon
          Nick:
          whoopie
          im happy for 'em
          30807
            Nick:
            yo yo yo yo
            Marty:
            hey! hey its marty, whats up, man?
            hows it going with those stupid little brats you got with you?
            remember this: if the kids hate you, the mama won't date you
            30806
              Satchel Paige:
              man, your insurance premiums are going through the roof!
              30805
                Satchel Paige:
                [moans] i think i got me some whiplash!
                aargh!
                30804
                  Lindsey:
                  what was mom thinking?
                  Kevin:
                  i don't know
                  i like him
                  hes kind of funny
                  Lindsey:
                  hey, don't get soft
                  this man is not our dad
                  hes the enemy
                  30803
                    Kevin:
                    shut up!
                    Lindsey:
                    make me!
                    Kevin:
                    i don't make trash, i bury it!
                    Lindsey:
                    i'll bury my foot in your...!
                    Kevin:
                    say it! hah! you're too scared to say it!
                    Lindsey:
                    be quiet, you paranoid dunce!
                    30802
                      Nick:
                      out of sight, out of mind
                      Suzanne:
                      excuse me?
                      Nick:
                      oh uh, i don't mind
                      you know, if you need a lift, i can give you a ride
                      30801
                        Satchel Paige:
                        all we gotta do is lose the small fries
                        now im not saying drop 'em in the shark tank, nah