Mork & Mindy Quotes
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      Orson: Have you been smoking your socks again, Mork?
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        Mork: If my knees knock any louder, I'm gonna look inside my pants and see who's there.
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          Mork: I want to be a hickey on the neck of life.
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            Exidor: If we could bag what I just said over there, we could double the corn crop in Kansas!
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              Mork: Oh what a tangled web I weave...
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                Mork: Oh what a tangled web I weave...
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                  Mindy: Why are you building a tower of Cheerioats?
                  Mork: Because it's hard to stack oatmeal.
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                    Jean: It must be a lovely world he lives in.
                    15123
                      Mork:
                      Nothing beats good ol' Cheerios
                      Mindy:
                      Except for my hugs, right?
                      Mork:
                      Well, there ARE some exceptions
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                        Mork:
                        Mork calling Orson, come in Orson
                        -Mork
                        15121
                          Customer Mork:
                          My doctor says I need to get more iron in my diet, now what do you suggest?'' ''Eat your car keys.
                          -Customer Mork
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                            Mindy:
                            Ah, your foot's ringing. I'll get it.

                            -Mindy
                            15119
                              Mork:
                              Shazbut

                              -Mork
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                                Mork:
                                Nanu-Nanu!

                                -Mork
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                                  Mindy:
                                  What's this piece of paper?

                                  -Mindy
                                  15116
                                    Mork:
                                    Must be a footnote.

                                    -Mork
                                    15115
                                      Mork:
                                      If Holly liked him so much, how come she punched him and told him he was weird.

                                      -Mork
                                      15114
                                        Mork:
                                        Punching and pushing and calling someone names means you like them?

                                        -Mork
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                                          Mork:
                                          Then the cowboys and Indians are lovers?

                                          -Mork