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      Baby:
      Hits The Frying Pan On Tails' Head: Not The Ma Ma
      15062
        TV News Reporter: "A meteoroid three times the size of Earth is heading towards us leading to the destruction of all life on this planet." (A crew member gives the reporter a sheet of paper and scans it) "This just in, no it's not."
        15061
          Baby: "I'm the baby gotta pay me!"
          Charlene: "Fine" *gives Baby a dollar*
          Baby: *eats the dollar* Here's your change *burps*
          15060
            Baby:I wanna go to the afterlife! I wanna go to the afterlife!
            Fran:You cannot go to the afterlife. Not for a very very long time.
            Baby:I wanna go to the afterlife now! Better then the nowlife!
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              No I don't make coffee for my husband because I don't have
              a husband.
              -Monica Devertabrae
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                I hate my life!
                -Fran Sinclaire
                15057
                  Earl: "We had three duds before we had Charlene."
                  Fran: "No, we had two duds and Robbie."
                  Earl: "I'm sayin'!"
                  15056
                    SINCLAIR, IN HERE NOW!
                    15055
                      "What can I say, when I ruined your day? And made you all angry and surly. How could I make such a thoughtless mistake? And bury your mother too early?"-Earl (reading a card)
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                        "C'mon Fran they wouldn't make a card if this kind of thing didn't happen all the time"-Earl (Talking about burying Fran's mother alive)
                        15053
                          Baby:
                          itz my life i cry if i want to!!
                          -Baby
                          15052
                            Earl:
                            Oh god, my full name.
                            -Earl
                            15051
                              Baby:
                              "Hello Fat Boy" - Hurling Day Episode
                              -Baby
                              15050
                                Earl Sinclair:
                                Come on, Roy, we can figure this out. After all, we have brains the size of walnuts!
                                -Earl Sinclair
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                                  baby:
                                  wack the daddy
                                  -baby
                                  15048
                                    Baby:
                                    Im the baby gotta love me purple eyes and very cuddlie hit your daddy on the head and wont go to bed and when ever I get a chance I take a poo poo in my pants
                                    -Baby
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                                      Earl Sinclair:
                                      There was one little boy who wouldn't let the doctor give him a shot. And you know what happened to him? His toes fell off, his eyes melted and his head swelled up.
                                      -Earl Sinclair
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                                        Earl:
                                        Dinosaurs. Big laughs. Small brains
                                        -Earl
                                        15045
                                          General Chow:
                                          Old food never dies, it just goes bad.
                                          -General Chow
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                                            Grandma Ethyl:
                                            If you don't stop saying that word I'm going to wash your mouth out with soap.
                                            -Grandma Ethyl