Christmas Eve on Sesame Street Quotes
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      Cookie Monster:
      Scotch pine delicious! But Douglas fir give me heartburn! (Burps) Excuse me!
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        Oscar:
        Uh, hey, fella, what's that book you're reading there? Huh?
        Michael Jackson:
        "Everything You Wanted to Know About Ghosts But Were Afraid To Ask" It's really trash.
        Oscar:
        Oh well, I happen to like trash. I tell ya what, I'll give you this brand new broken portable TV for it. Huh, what do ya say?
        Michael Jackson:
        Never mind, you can have this book gratis.
        Oscar:
        Yeah but can I have it for free too?
        Michael Jackson:
        That too! Merry Christmas!
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          Big Bird:
          Oscar, are you ok?
          Oscar:
          Ok?! Let's go back and do it again!