Christmas Eve on Sesame Street Quotes
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      Oscar:
      You are without a doubt the stupidest (subway train goes by growing him out) bird I've ever met!
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        Cookie Monster:
        Scotch pine delicious! But Douglas fir give me heartburn! (Burps) Excuse me!
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          Oscar:
          Uh, hey, fella, what's that book you're reading there? Huh?
          Michael Jackson:
          "Everything You Wanted to Know About Ghosts But Were Afraid To Ask" It's really trash.
          Oscar:
          Oh well, I happen to like trash. I tell ya what, I'll give you this brand new broken portable TV for it. Huh, what do ya say?
          Michael Jackson:
          Never mind, you can have this book gratis.
          Oscar:
          Yeah but can I have it for free too?
          Michael Jackson:
          That too! Merry Christmas!
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            Big Bird:
            Oscar, are you ok?
            Oscar:
            Ok?! Let's go back and do it again!