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      (Phil whispers in Chuckys ear. Chucky is a news anchor)
      Chucky: I am now recieving word that if brains were gasoline, Lil wouldn't have enough to drive a motorcycle around a penny.
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        Charlotte Pickles: Angel, when you don't share, well, it... it won't look good on the application for Harvard
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          Angelica: Chanukah is that special time of year between Christmas and Misgiving when all the bestest holiday shows are on TV.
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            Tommy: Hey, Chuckie?
            Chuckie: What, Tommy, What? I'm trying to sleep!
            Tommy: I was just thinking about green Jello.
            Chuckie: Green Jello?
            Tommy: Yeah, how do they do it?
            Chuckie: Do what?
            Tommy: Make it green.
            Chuckie: I don't know, Tommy, I'm going to sleep.
            [Tommy goes to sleep but Chuckie lies awake wide eyed]
            Chuckie: How do they make it green?
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              Drew: Where's your mother?
              Angelica: She's in the shower. She says she has to wash away the stench of failure.
              Drew: Uh Oh...
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                "Coooooookie...cooookie..., cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie"
                Angelica
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                  Monster:Hey Chuckie why don't you come down here? I got candy.-monster Chuckie thinks that is under his bed
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                    Monster:Knock knock
                    Boy:Who there?
                    Monster:Boo
                    Boy:Boo who?
                    Monster: What ya crying about? I got cake and Ice cream down here
                    Boy: Cake and Ice cream? Oh boy!
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                      Phil: A kid should have fun, not sit inside boppin' his Boppo!!
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                        ANGELICA!!!!! That's my name, don't wear it out!!
                        -all the babies and angelica
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                          Bopo, he's gone
                          -Tommy
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                            (Didi and Stu cradle Tommy, and Angelica, whom is an angel in Tommy's hallucination, notices that he has a grim expression on his face.)
                            Angelica: Uh-oh. Maybe he isn't faking it!
                            (Tommy looks even more nauseous, and then...)
                            Tommy: BLAH! (retches on Angelica)
                            Angelica: (she has green vomit on her stomach) AAAAH!!! (falls through space)
                            Drew: (following Angelica) Wait up, Muffin, you're dripping everywhere!
                            Grandpa: That's my boy!
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                              Lil: "what do you wanna do now?"
                              tommy: "i know, lets go play in spikes house, maybe we'll get fleas!!"
                              tommy, lil, phil and chuckie: "yayyy!!"
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                                Lil: "I wish tommy was a clown, then we could feed him peanuts!
                                Phil: "That's elephants, Lilian.
                                Lil: "Oh yeah"
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                                  No one is gonna make me potty train! not even the president of the benighted states!

                                  -Chuckie
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                                    Angelica: SATCHMO!
                                    Stew: Satchmo the trumpet player?
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                                      Phil & Lil:
                                      P: NUH-UH, LILIAN
                                      L: UH-HUH, PHILIP
                                      -Phil & Lil
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                                        Guy Who Plays Reptar:
                                        I don't know why I signed up to do this. I don't like kids anyway.
                                        -Guy Who Plays Reptar
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                                          Phil and Lil:
                                          Phil: Send in the clowns. Lil: Don't bother; they're here.
                                          -Phil and Lil
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                                            Chuckie and Phil:
                                            (After Cynthia falls from the sky) Chuckie: It's a miracle! Phil: Or a low-flying plane.
                                            -Chuckie and Phil