Rugrats Quotes
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      Angelica: Wow! I've never seen anybody barf like that
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        Angelica: If you have to ask, you'll never know!
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          Drew: Come on, Angelica!
          Grandpa Lou: Kingfisher 9000! Kingfisher 9000! Kingfisher 9000!
          Emcee: TONYA PICKLES!!
          Didi: Tonya Pickles?
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            Woman Leaving the Theater: Worst theater I've ever been to.
            Man With Her: You're telling me; the popcorn here tastes like soda pop.
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              Stu: (Cracks eggs while sleepwalking) 1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato, 6 potato, 14 potato, 16 potato, 119 potato...
              Chuckie: Whats he talking about?
              Tommy: Must be some kind of robot code from Mars
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                Stu (sleepwalking and hears a noise): Drew? This is my cooking show, Drew...
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                  Patty Pants: My name is Patty Pants, and I need a new diaper!
                  Stu: She walks! She talks! She wets! She even has realistic diaper rash!
                  Grandpa: Looks lifelike. Even smells lifelike. If I didn't know better, I'd say it was Tommy
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                    Grandpa: Back in my day, me and my brother Sparky, went trick-or-treating, but it was 15 miles to the nearest house, and we had real tricks, and real ghosts!
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                      Grandpa: Halt! Who goes there?
                      Drew: Hi, Pop.
                      Grandpa: What's the password?
                      (Drew holds up a bag of pork rinds)
                      Drew: Pork rinds?
                      Grandpa: Bingo!
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                        Didi: I hope Grandpa comes back with anything other than 40 boxes of "Fudgy Dingaling Bars".
                        Stu: I hope they come back.
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                          Angelica: Reptar bar, Reptar bar, the candy bar supreme! The candy bar that turns your tongue gre-e-en!
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                            Tommy: Come on, Chuckie, don't be a baby
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                              Angelica: Do you swear to tell the ruth, the whole ruth, so help you Bob?
                              Phil and Lil: (both looked confused with their hands raised in the air)
                              Angelica: (whispering) Just say you do.
                              Phil and Lil: You Do.
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                                Tommy: It doesn't taste too much like chocolate spaghetti, but it dances all the way down
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                                  Chuckie: All this for what?! HUH! A MOOSE?! I don't see any moose. (just as a shadowy figure creeps up behind him) Where's the moose, Tommy? Where? Where?
                                  Tommy: (points behind him) There!
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                                    Tommy: I was just thinking about green Jello.
                                    Chuckie: Green Jello?
                                    Tommy: Yeah, how do they do it?
                                    Chuckie: Do what?
                                    Tommy: Make it green.
                                    Chuckie: I don't know, Tommy, I'm going to sleep.
                                    [Tommy goes to sleep but Chuckie lies awake wide eyed]
                                    Chuckie: How do they make it green?
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                                      Angelica: We couldn't sleep 'cause of the Satchmo.
                                      Stu: Satchmo? The trumpet player?
                                      Angelica: No, the monster.
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                                        Stu: The bald guy gave [the action-musical movie The Merminator] "thumbs up".
                                        Grandpa: I bet the fat guy hated it!
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                                          "You? A superhero? You just looked like you fell into a laundry basket!"
                                          -angelica
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                                            Angelica: Do you always do what your mommy tells you?
                                            Tommy: Yes.
                                            Angelica: Well, cut it out!