Rugrats Quotes
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      Angelica: "I beat ya! I beat ya! I finally beat Susie at something! Now all's I gotta do is beat you 15 more times, and...and...gee, what pretty colors..."
      30425
        Angelica: "*dazily* But daddy, the babies ate all the ice "ceam" sandwiches..."
        Chuckie: "What ice cream sandwiches is she talking about?"
        Tommy: "I don't know."
        30424
          Angelica: "Do you always do what people tell you to do? If someone told you to jump off a bridge, would you?!"
          Chuckie: "Probably."
          30423
            Lawyer: "Ms. Pickles, are you telling the truth?"
            Angelica: "Maybe, maybe not."
            Lawyer: "Please answer yes or no."
            Angelica: "Yes or no."
            Lawyer: "Angelica, please answer the question."
            Angelica: "Angelica, please answer the question."
            Laywer: "Are you mimicking me?"
            Angelica: "Are you mimicking me?"
            Lawyer: "Are you aware you're in a court of law?"
            Angelica: "Are YOU aware you're in a court of law?"
            Laywer: "Stop it!"
            Angelica: "Stop it!"
            (Courtroom laughing)
            30422
              Angelica: "Good, now let's go get some...*jingles door handle* uh-oh."
              Chuckie: "Get some uh-oh?"
              30421
                Chuckie: "I don't think this is such a good idea you guys."
                30420
                  Stu: (as little Red Riding Hood puppet) Why grandma, what big eyes you have.
                  Drew: (as Big Bad Wolf puppet) Why, thank you
                  30419
                    Stu: Good morning, Champ
                    30418
                      Tommy: Spike already ate all of the food.
                      Lil: But I wanted to sleep in the flowers.
                      Angelica: And I wanted to bite the mail man
                      30417
                        Angelica: What do you weigh now, 25 pounds?
                        30416
                          Tommy: Aw, c'mon. Don't be a baby
                          30415
                            Angelica: It smells like a baby's room in here! (Opens window)
                            Tommy: Too cold!
                            Angelica: Awww, is 'da widdle baby too cold?
                            30414
                              Stu: Here you go, boy. Burnt to a crisp, just as you like them. (gives burnt burger to Spike)
                              30413
                                Phil & Lil: (while Tommy gets the ball, which is in a yard with a mean, growling bull dog) Please don't eat Tommy. Please don't eat Tommy. Please don't eat Tommy
                                30412
                                  Mr. Mucklehoney: I'm so hungry, I could eat a hog, head first!
                                  30411
                                    Tommy: Chuckie, Phil, Lil; I got just one word to say to you.
                                    Chuckie, Phil, Lil: What?
                                    Tommy: Dog food.
                                    Phil & Lil: Dog food?
                                    Tommy: Dog food
                                    30410
                                      Didi: I'm not gonna live up to those mothers on TV.
                                      Betty: C'mon, Deed, TV's TV; we're real.
                                      30409
                                        (Stu and Didi decide to make up a lullaby for Tommy)
                                        Stu: It's your bedtime, champ.
                                        Didi: Uh... let's turn out the lamp.
                                        Stu: You'll feel better tomorrow!
                                        Didi: But this song you can borrow!
                                        Stu: Nice, Deed.
                                        Didi: Thanks.
                                        Stu: If your cheeks are still red,
                                        Didi: And there's heat in your head.
                                        Stu: Then we'll call up the doctor!
                                        Didi: His name's Herman Shockter!
                                        Stu: 'cause you're our little boy.
                                        Didi: You're our pride and joy.
                                        Stu: And we think you're the best...
                                        Didi: So good night, get some rest...
                                        30408
                                          Phil: I hate kissing movies!
                                          30407
                                            Didi (Pulling off Tommy's wig): Does this look like a Tonya to you?