C.O.P.S. Quotes
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      Nightshade:
      Kiss me you dumb cop.
      -Nightshade
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        Dr. BadVibes:
        How about a little piece of the action?
        -Dr. BadVibes
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          Big Boss:
          It's hard to find good crooks these days.
          -Big Boss
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            Rock Krusher:
            I got the combination to open every bank vault in Empire City: me and my jackhammer!
            -Rock Krusher
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              Sundown:
              Ooh-wee. This things plumb too small. I'm, sorry but we humans grow big down in Texas.
              -Sundown
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                LongArm:
                I'm sorry dad. I'm just doing what you taught me. Michael Patrick O'Malley, I hereby place you under arrest.
                -LongArm
                14953
                  Turbo Tu-Tone:
                  Ever consider using the door, jerk?
                  -Turbo Tu-Tone
                  14952
                    All Crooks:
                    Freeze! We're crooks, and this is a stick-up!
                    -All Crooks
                    14951
                      All C.O.P.S:
                      Freeze! Were C.O.P.S, and your under arrest!
                      -All C.O.P.S
                      14950
                        All Crooks:
                        Crime's a-wasting!
                        -All Crooks
                        14949
                          Bulletproof:
                          Here's how the caper came down.
                          -Bulletproof
                          14948
                            Dr. BadVibes:
                            [Speaking to Buzzbomb] "Why should I give you a tip? Are you kidding? You gave him a lousy shoeshine!"
                            -Dr. BadVibes
                            14947
                              Bowser:
                              Time to call in the calvary.
                              -Bowser
                              14946
                                Bulletproof:
                                C.O.P.S.: Central Organisation of Police Specialists. Fighting crime in a future time. Protecting Empire City from Big Boss and his gang of crooks.
                                -Bulletproof
                                14945
                                  Whitney Morgan:
                                  This is Whitney Morgan saying tune-in tomarrow.
                                  -Whitney Morgan
                                  14944
                                    Highway:
                                    They helped me do it. I'm part of the team.
                                    -Highway
                                    14943
                                      Turbo Tu-Tone:
                                      Nice job, iron bottom. You've just cleared out escape route.
                                      -Turbo Tu-Tone
                                      14942
                                        Brian O' Malley:
                                        My grandpa, the greatest cop in the world!
                                        -Brian O' Malley
                                        14941
                                          Shifty:
                                          An Officer of the Law, a cop, a flatfoot.
                                          -Shifty
                                          14940
                                            Bullseye and Longarm:
                                            Bullseye: Uh Oh I think we've just created a monster.
                                            Longarm: What am I supposed to do about it? He's Family!
                                            -Bullseye and Longarm