21 Jump Street Quotes
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      "The McQuaid Brothers!!!"
      - Officer Tom Hanson & Officer Doug Penhall
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        Tom Hanson:
        I'm a good cop, but nobody coulda stopped that guy from killing her in 3.3 seconds.
        -Tom Hanson
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          Officer Charlie Donagon:
          I didn't recognize you without the bandage across your partner's nose.
          -Officer Charlie Donagon
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            Off. Tom Hanson #2:
            Without Jenko we're gonna be Charlie's Angels.
            -Off. Tom Hanson #2
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              Off. Tom Hanson #2:
              Off. Tom Hanson #2: Another Slamerino!
              -Off. Tom Hanson #2
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                doug penhall:
                I tried to kill myself when I was 8 years old. I drank a bottle of vanilla extract
                -doug penhall
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                  Doug Penhall:
                  poke poke you owe me a coke
                  -Doug Penhall
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                    Doug Penhall:
                    They're going to have fireworks, free hot dogs. Even Sprinkles the clown!
                    -Doug Penhall
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                      Tom Hanson:
                      Sprinkles? Really?
                      -Tom Hanson
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                        Doug Penhall:
                        I'm not married, I'm in hell.
                        -Doug Penhall