Lamb Chops Play Along Quotes
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      Charlie Horse:
      This is the song that…..
      Shari:
      Charlie Horse! No no no, stop stop, I want you to go away! Go away! And don't slam the….. door.
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        Lamb Chop:
        Mary had a little lamb, she ate it with pink jelly, and everywhere that Mary went, the lamb went in her belly.
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          Lamb Chop:
          (About the story of the band from Brennan) It doesn't say that the lamb soon retired show buisness and came to live with you forever. MTV's loss is your gain.
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            Charlie Horse:
            (singing) If ever you're at bat / And you can feel yourself begin to choke, / Just step out of the box, straighten your socks... / And tell yourself a joke!
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              Lamb Chop:
              (singing) If ever you're so angry / You can feel your ears begin to smoke, / You can put out the flame, playin' the game / of "tell yourself a joke"!
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                Shari:
                If ever you wake up so sad / That you could use a friendly stroke, / Just climb into your chair, and the moment you're there, / Tell yourself a joke!
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                  Hush Puppy:
                  Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curtains and whey. When she realized something didn't taste good, she spat it out and said "Blech".
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                    Lamb Chop:
                    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
                    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
                    All the king's horses and all the king's men
                    Had scrambled eggs and bacon again.
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                      Lambchop and Shari Lewis:
                      *Why is it going "cheep cheep"?* *Well, would you rather it went "expensive, expensive"?*
                      -Lambchop and Shari Lewis
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                        Lambchop:
                        I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle... ... and here is my...oh darn, I'm a sugar bowl.
                        -Lambchop
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                          Lambchop:
                          Yankee Doodle went to town on a horse named Maxi, but Lamb Chop always got there first because she took a taxi!
                          -Lambchop
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                            Lambchop:
                            Little Boy Blue, come blow your nose...
                            -Lambchop
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                              Lambchop Charlie Horse and Hush Puppy:
                              Funny. Funny. Funny. Here's a funny joke!
                              -Lambchop Charlie Horse and Hush Puppy
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                                All:
                                This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends! Some people started singin' it, not knowing what it was, but they just kept on singin' it forever just because this is the song that never ends...
                                -All