Ranma 1/2 Quotes
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      Akane:
      "Ranma, you two-timing, womanizing, SON OF A BITCH!"
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        Shampoo:
        Wo Ai Ni
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          "What did you do THAT for?"
          - Ranma (after being hit by someone)
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            Happosai:
            OH, SWEET-O!!!
            -Happosai
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              Ranma:
              (Thinking to himself) So you like him better than me, is that it? (Yelling) Is that so? Is that so? (Yelling from the top of a tree) Akane you dumbie!!
              -Ranma
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                Akane:
                Ranma you pervert!!
                -Akane
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                  Happosai:
                  What a haul! What a haul!
                  -Happosai
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                    happosai:
                    what has shampoo got against perverts!!!!
                    -happosai
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                      Ranma:
                      If you don't give Akane back, you'll all die....from her terrible cooking!
                      -Ranma
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                        Ranma:
                        Hiryuu shoten ha!
                        -Ranma
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                          Ranma:
                          Look at it, Jolly Green Giant meltdown, if you'd been cooking we'd all be dead by now.
                          -Ranma
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                            Ryoga:
                            Baksai tensetsu!
                            -Ryoga
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                              Ranma:
                              "You're so uncute!" [to Akane]
                              -Ranma
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                                Ryoga:
                                Who are you calling P-Chan?
                                -Ryoga
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                                  Akane:
                                  "I am NOT jealous!" *beating up Ranma*
                                  -Akane
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                                    Jusenkyo Guide:
                                    Oh, too bad, you fall in Nyannichuan. Spring of Drowned Girl. There very tragic legend of a young girl who drown there 1500 year ago. Now whoever fall in spring take body of a young girl...
                                    -Jusenkyo Guide
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                                      Happosai:
                                      A brassierre! Brassierre! Hoo hoo!

                                      -Happosai
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                                        Shampoo:
                                        Nihao Ranma! Today beautiful...
                                        -Shampoo
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                                          Shampoo:
                                          People who play with women's heart go very bad place...

                                          -Shampoo
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                                            Shampoo:
                                            Shampoo love boy-type Ranma..maybe pervert-girl like only girl-type Ranma? Tell truth now...
                                            -Shampoo