The Ren & Stimpy Show Quotes
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      Ren: "And With These Hands, I Hold The Fate Of Millions"
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        Oh My lord!
        -Ren
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          Stimpy: Ren, that Evil Ren seems to be hitting you.
          Ren: That's okay, Stimpy.
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            "My favorite! dusty old nut shells and pre-chewed gum"
            stimpy
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              "No sir, I don't like it."
              - Mr. Horse
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                "Listen, I'm getting just a little tired of this chicken widdo crap!!"
                -Ren
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                  "It's a record of my favorite song! It's called, Happy Happy...(places in record)...Joy Joy!"
                  -Stimpy
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                    Stimpy:
                    Calling Powdered Toast man. Calling Powdered Toast man.
                    -Stimpy
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                      Ren:
                      Oh no! We're all out of powdered toast!
                      -Ren
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                        Ren:
                        Mama's little baby loves shorten'n shortbread.Mama's little baby loves shorten'n, too.

                        -Ren
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                          jill:
                          takes a bite of powdered toast: wooow, it tastes just like sawdust.
                          -jill
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                            Singing Announcer:
                            Don't whiz on the electric fence.
                            -Singing Announcer
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                              Mr. Horse:
                              No Sir, I didnt like it
                              -Mr. Horse
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                                Fireman:
                                you guys are Heroes! And I thought you were bums!
                                -Fireman
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                                  Ren & Stimpy:
                                  "all right Stimpy, give the fella his five dollars"

                                  "BWAAAA HAA HAAAAA all that talking about food made me hungry... I ate the five dollars..."
                                  -Ren & Stimpy
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                                    Ren:
                                    You Bloated Sack Of Protoplasm!
                                    -Ren
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                                      Ren:
                                      Aaahhh my beloved ice ream bar!
                                      -Ren
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                                        Ren:
                                        You fat, bloated idiot! You filthy worm!
                                        -Ren
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                                          I'll teach you to be happy, I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs"!!!! "I told you I'll shot, but you didn't believe me, WHY didn't you believe me"!!!!!!
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                                            Ren:
                                            You Worm!
                                            -Ren