30028
Martin: Get to stepping!
30027
Martin "Bro'man! it's 3 in the morning! What are you doin' up in here?"
Bro'Man "Nothin'... just chillin'. What you doin' up? I usually have the place to myself 'round this hour."
Martin "I keep having these nightmares. You ever have them?"
Bro'Man "Yeah. I had a dream one time. I was climbin' this fire escape, and I couldn't make it to the top. So I climbed through the window of this fly-ass crib! With a big see-thru 'fridgerater. It was full a sammiches! But..., but... I couldn't open the door Martin! So I just stood there and cried man. Oh yeah! Bro'man cried."
Bro'Man "Nothin'... just chillin'. What you doin' up? I usually have the place to myself 'round this hour."
Martin "I keep having these nightmares. You ever have them?"
Bro'Man "Yeah. I had a dream one time. I was climbin' this fire escape, and I couldn't make it to the top. So I climbed through the window of this fly-ass crib! With a big see-thru 'fridgerater. It was full a sammiches! But..., but... I couldn't open the door Martin! So I just stood there and cried man. Oh yeah! Bro'man cried."
30026
Momma Payne: "Martin? I just stopped by to give you this record. We Are The World, by Michael Jackson. Now play that on your show today."
Martin: "But Ma i told you, it's talk radio, we don't play records."
Momma Payne: "Now you don't talk back to Momma! This record is powerful! It just might make this world a better place for you and me!"
Martin: "Sorry Momma, OK. And tell that girl Gina if she's gonna be spendin' the night over here, she needs to start payin' the rent!"
Martin: "But Ma i told you, it's talk radio, we don't play records."
Momma Payne: "Now you don't talk back to Momma! This record is powerful! It just might make this world a better place for you and me!"
Martin: "Sorry Momma, OK. And tell that girl Gina if she's gonna be spendin' the night over here, she needs to start payin' the rent!"
30025
(Martin's missing) Gina answers the phone: "Baby! Baby, is this this you?"
Gina! you tryin' to push-up on me again?
On the phone, Mrs. Payne is angry and Gina is impatient' Gina: "Mrs. Payne I've got to go, ...bye
You better not let me catch yo' ass on the street Gina!
Gina! you tryin' to push-up on me again?
On the phone, Mrs. Payne is angry and Gina is impatient' Gina: "Mrs. Payne I've got to go, ...bye
You better not let me catch yo' ass on the street Gina!
30024
Martin: Angry man what you doin here?
Angry Man: Man... Sit yo ass down!
Angry Man: Man... Sit yo ass down!
30023
Martin: Bra Man what you doin?
Bra Man: Nothin.... Just Chillin!!
Bra Man: Nothin.... Just Chillin!!
30022
Martin: Tommy, you don't have no damn job
30021
Martin: I was born at night, not last night.
30020
Bro'Man: "I like to keep up with the soaps Martin. Helps me understand the Honeys. Makes 'em think Bro'man is sensitive."
Gina: "Hi Martin, hi Bro'man, What y'all up to?"
Bro'Man: "Nothin'... just chillin'"
Martin: "Me and Bro'man gonna sell T shirts at the Whitney Houston concert!"
Bro'Man: "Whitney's large. We 'bout to get paid. My cut's gonna buy a whole lotta sammiches."
Martin: "Right boy! You gonna get cheese on that too! Bro'man, let's roll". Bro'man heads for the window. Martin: "Bro'man! You gonna have to learn to use the front door!" Bro'man looks at the window, then the door, then ducks out the window.
Bro'Man: "Check ya' downstairs."
Later... Gina: "Hey baby, how'd the concert go?" Martin: "Aint nobody tryin' to buy none of these! Look! Bro'man can't spell! - WHITNY HUSTON - And look at the picture!" Gina: "Martin! That's Bro'man, in a bad wig!"
Gina: "Hi Martin, hi Bro'man, What y'all up to?"
Bro'Man: "Nothin'... just chillin'"
Martin: "Me and Bro'man gonna sell T shirts at the Whitney Houston concert!"
Bro'Man: "Whitney's large. We 'bout to get paid. My cut's gonna buy a whole lotta sammiches."
Martin: "Right boy! You gonna get cheese on that too! Bro'man, let's roll". Bro'man heads for the window. Martin: "Bro'man! You gonna have to learn to use the front door!" Bro'man looks at the window, then the door, then ducks out the window.
Bro'Man: "Check ya' downstairs."
Later... Gina: "Hey baby, how'd the concert go?" Martin: "Aint nobody tryin' to buy none of these! Look! Bro'man can't spell! - WHITNY HUSTON - And look at the picture!" Gina: "Martin! That's Bro'man, in a bad wig!"
30019
Martin:
WUZZUP!
-Martin
-Martin
