Real Genius Quotes
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      "So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know." -Chris
      "Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?" -Susan
      "Not right now." -Chris
      "A girl's gotta have her standards." -Susan
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        "You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning" -Mitch
        "Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?" -Chris
        "No..." -Mitch
        "Why am I the only one who has that dream?" -Chris
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          Chirs to Mitch:
          Ok, take a step back. No foward,then take a step back and we're doin' the cha-cha
          -Chirs to Mitch
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            Chris:
            As Socrates said, "I drank what?".
            -Chris
            878
              Chris:
              Ice is Nice!
              -Chris