882
"So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know." -Chris
"Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?" -Susan
"Not right now." -Chris
"A girl's gotta have her standards." -Susan
"Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?" -Susan
"Not right now." -Chris
"A girl's gotta have her standards." -Susan
881
"You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning" -Mitch
"Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?" -Chris
"No..." -Mitch
"Why am I the only one who has that dream?" -Chris
"Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?" -Chris
"No..." -Mitch
"Why am I the only one who has that dream?" -Chris
880
Chirs to Mitch:
Ok, take a step back. No foward,then take a step back and we're doin' the cha-cha
-Chirs to Mitch
-Chirs to Mitch
879
Chris:
As Socrates said, "I drank what?".
-Chris
-Chris
878
Chris:
Ice is Nice!
-Chris
-Chris

