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      dungeon master: "take heart barbarian, not everything in this graveyard deals death"
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        Bobby: way to go presto

        Presto: come on guys i need help, not a cheerleader

        presto and bobby
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          Presto:
          I'm back in the magic business!
          -Presto
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            diana, presto, and eric:
            Diana:How are we suposed to find other children, if we don't know where we are?

            Presto: Ha, ask eric he got us into this.

            Eric: oh no, not me, no way, iquit.

            Presto: oh come on eric, i was only...

            Eric: forget it, you can find yourselves anot
            -diana, presto, and eric
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              presto &eric:
              Eric:Aw give me a break, i know excatly where we are.

              Preto: yeah, a 100 mile fro nowhere, and 50 miles from any place".
              -presto &eric
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                Presto & Eric:
                Presto: I did it!
                Eric: Great. Are you going to point it at him and say 'bang'?
                Presto: Huh?
                Eric: Conjure up a cannonball, airhead!!
                -Presto & Eric
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                  Presto & Eric:
                  Eric: Presto!
                  Presto: Here.
                  Eric: I'm not taking attendance, you dork, I need help!
                  -Presto & Eric
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                    eric:
                    Aw, Give me a brake
                    -eric
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                      Dugeon Master:
                      We have an acrobat, a thief, a cavalier, an archer, a barbarian, and a wizzard.
                      -Dugeon Master
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                        Bobby the Barbarian:
                        Bobby the Barbarian! Who are YOU?!
                        -Bobby the Barbarian
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                          Erick (Cavalier) re: Dungeon Master:
                          I really hate that guy!!
                          -Erick (Cavalier) re: Dungeon Master
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                            Erick (Cavalier):
                            How do we get out of this dump!?
                            -Erick (Cavalier)