Garfield & Friends Quotes
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      Garfield:
      Whoever created Mondays should be dragged out into the street and shot!
      -Garfield
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        Garfield:
        No I will not throw the stick so you can fetch it
        -Garfield
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          Orson:
          Chicken Licken said to the King "The sky is falling!" and the King said "All this tampering with the ozone layer..."
          -Orson
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            Garfield:
            Whoever thought of that should be drug out to the street and shot
            -Garfield
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              Odie:
              *BARK* *BARK*
              -Odie
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                Binky the Clown:
                HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY KIDS!
                -Binky the Clown
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                  Garfield:
                  Water! Water! (grunt) Come on! I need Water!!!
                  -Garfield
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                    Garfield:
                    Quick, call the lollipop factory. They want you to pose for the world's biggest sucker.
                    -Garfield
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                      Garfield:
                      John (exercising with Garfield): Let's skip some rope!
                      Garfield: Fine. We'll skip the rope. We'll skip the sit-ups...
                      -Garfield
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                        Garfield:
                        They don`t pay me enough for this
                        -Garfield
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                          Garfield:
                          I love Pookie!
                          -Garfield
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                            Garfield:
                            Bring me an order of everything, with a side order of everything else.
                            -Garfield
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                              Wade:
                              HEEEEEELLP!!
                              -Wade