Garfield & Friends Quotes
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    14821
      Wade- Hey bull, how would you like to be a leather jacket?
      14820
        "Sorry Garfield, I got paid on Mondays. Now that we don't have Mondays any more, I don't get paid!"

        - John Arbuckle
        14819
          Binky The Clown: "HEEEEEYYYY, CAT!!!"
          14818
            Garfield: "Help! We're being attacked by yogurt, and it's not soft or frozen!"
            14817
              Garfield (The Cat): "It's all in the attitude."
              14816
                Garfield: "Sell your remote control. I'm the best thing on!"
                14815
                  Garfield: "Think of a number between one and ten. The number you think of is seven."
                  14814
                    Roy:
                    The weasle has stolen the chickens!
                    -Roy
                    14813
                      Garfield:
                      Dear somebody I quit got better off for donig sword nioses for Teenage mutant mutant ninja turtles Take your crummy job and... well I don't have to read this.
                      -Garfield
                      14812
                        Garfield:
                        This show is K-rated. No adults and less a company by a kid.
                        -Garfield
                        14811
                          Garfield:
                          Hey, you chewing a gum! I hope you brought for everybody!
                          -Garfield
                          14810
                            Garfield:
                            Ever notice how each week I say something different here?
                            -Garfield
                            14809
                              Garfield:
                              You folks had this confused. I'm real and your animated!
                              -Garfield
                              14808
                                Garfield:
                                So your remote control, I'm a best they had.
                                -Garfield
                                14807
                                  Buddy Bears:
                                  Oh, we are the Buddy Bears; we always get along if you ever disagree, it means that you are wrong.
                                  -Buddy Bears
                                  14806
                                    Garfield:
                                    Microwave lasagna. Possibly nature's most perfect food.
                                    -Garfield
                                    14805
                                      Garfield and Jon:
                                      J: I'll settle this or my name is Mud!
                                      G: Mud should be back any minute now...
                                      -SPLAT-
                                      J: Hello. My name is Mud.
                                      G: We were expecting you.
                                      -Garfield and Jon
                                      14804
                                        Roscoe and Garfield:
                                        Roscoe: I got an A in Advanced Thermonuclear Physics. I can dissect proton particles.
                                        Garfield: I know how to make toast.

                                        -Roscoe and Garfield
                                        14803
                                          Garfield:
                                          Hi Odie. Can you believe I got heckled by the audience? They didn't believe me when I told them that you catch cars and burry them in the back yard.

                                          -Garfield
                                          14802
                                            Garfield:
                                            Hey, Heathcliff. Eat your heart out.

                                            -Garfield