Aliens in the Family
Debut: May 15, 1996
Ended: August 31, 1996

Cookie is a recombinant DNA scientist on a far planet. Divorced and looking for suitable material she abducts a suburban single father from Earth. Love blossoms, they marry, and she and her three children join him and his two on Earth, like an interstellar Brady Bunch.

Intros
Posters
Quotes
Bobut: "Why are there no happy endings in real life?"
Bobut: "Please summarize. I am losing consciousness!"
Bobut: "You forbade me from using mind-control, which left me with very limited options!"
Bobut: "I require Stinky Stevie!"
Bobut: "Rodent, I command you, find me Stinky Stevie!"
Heather: "I know you ate my new Smashing Pumpkins CD."
Cookie: "Maybe he'll find that trail of alkeline battery treats we left for him."
Spit: "Whoah, glottensnort!"
Bobut: "Goodbye cruel domicile."
Bobut: "I require pudding."
Bobut: "Entertain me, boring stooge."
Heather: "Uh, is there a reason why there's a spaceship on the patio?"
Doug: "Heather, I think you learned a lesson. And that lesson is: killing is bad."
Doug: "If four of our kids could all work together to torture one of them, then maybe we are a real family."
Adam: "I wanna watch TV and Snizzy keeps trying to take it apart!"
Bobut: "You will never triumph. I will never surrender!"
Cookie: "You should know better than to scare Sally to death by impersonating an escaped convict over the baby monitor."
Bobut: "I thought you wanted a nicer Bobut... and I had the technology!"
Tiffany: "That was the grossest thing I've ever seen... I loved it!"
Tiffany: "Wow! A slimy little green man!"
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