Aliens in the Family Quotes
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      Bobut:
      I require pudding.
      -Bobut
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        Bobut:
        Goodbye cruel domicile.
        -Bobut
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          Spit:
          Whoah, glottensnort!
          -Spit
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            Cookie:
            Maybe he'll find that trail of alkeline battery treats we left for him.
            -Cookie
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              Heather:
              I know you ate my new Smashing Pumpkins CD.
              -Heather
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                Bobut:
                Rodent, I command you, find me Stinky Stevie!
                -Bobut
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                  Bobut:
                  I require Stinky Stevie!
                  -Bobut
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                    Bobut:
                    You forbade me from using mind-control, which left me with very limited options!
                    -Bobut
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                      Bobut:
                      Please summarize. I am losing consciousness!
                      -Bobut
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                        Bobut:
                        Why are there no happy endings in real life?
                        -Bobut
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                          Tiffany:
                          Wow! A slimy little green man!
                          -Tiffany
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                            Tiffany:
                            That was the grossest thing I've ever seen... I loved it!
                            -Tiffany
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                              Bobut:
                              I thought you wanted a nicer Bobut... and I had the technology!
                              -Bobut
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                                Cookie:
                                You should know better than to scare Sally to death by impersonating an escaped convict over the baby monitor.
                                -Cookie
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                                  Bobut:
                                  You will never triumph. I will never surrender!
                                  -Bobut
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                                    Adam:
                                    I wanna watch TV and Snizzy keeps trying to take it apart!
                                    -Adam
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                                      Doug:
                                      If four of our kids could all work together to torture one of them, then maybe we are a real family.
                                      -Doug
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                                        Doug:
                                        Heather, I think you learned a lesson. And that lesson is: killing is bad.
                                        -Doug
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                                          Bobut:
                                          At last! Now I control all the spoons!
                                          -Bobut
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                                            Heather:
                                            Uh, is there a reason why there's a spaceship on the patio?
                                            -Heather