The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
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    14748
      Will and Phill's friend:
      *looking at pictures*Oooohhh that's nice.. oh that's really nice... oh that's....AAHH!*throw pictures*
      What's wrong?
      That picture... you had no bathing suit top on!
      -Will and Phill's friend
      14747
        Uncle Phil:
        Son, I'm not the one who's gonna need luck. Not only am I gonna win, I'm gonna chew you up and spit you out.
        -Uncle Phil
        14746
          Jazz:
          I seen him do a lot of chewin' but I ain't never seen him spit nothin' out.
          -Jazz
          14745
            Carlton and Will:
            Carlton: "Will, check out the talent! She's cool she's hot, she's"
            Will: "Your baby sister, man!"
            Carlton "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
            -Carlton and Will
            14744
              Hilary:
              Daddy, I need $300.
              -Hilary
              14743
                Will:
                (After Uncle Phil punches Dr. Hoover) "THAT'S IT, UNCLE PHIL! YOU'RE GROUNDED!"
                -Will
                14742
                  Ashley:
                  Word Up! This is gonna be cold stupid on the serious tip.
                  -Ashley
                  14741
                    Phill, Vivian and will:
                    *at the hospital when Vivian is giving birth*
                    Phil:VIVIAN!!!
                    Vivian:PHILLIP!!!
                    Phil:VIVIAN!!!
                    Vivian:PHILLIP!!!
                    Phil:VIVIAN!!!
                    Vivian:PHILLIP!!!
                    Phil:VIVIAN!!!
                    Vivian:PHILLIP!!!
                    Phil:VIVIAN!!!
                    Will: WIIIIILLMAAAA!!!


                    -Phill, Vivian and will
                    14740
                      Will:
                      Mama NOOOOOO!
                      -Will
                      14739
                        Hiliary and Ashley:
                        (Hiliary) Long distance relationships don't usually last, I mean look at The Little Mermaid. She was under the sea and he was on land.
                        (Ashley) Yeah, but they ended up together.
                        (Hiliary) Yeah! With the help of a lobster, HELLO! Do you know a lobster?
                        -Hiliary and Ashley
                        14738
                          Carlton:
                          Jump on it!
                          -Carlton
                          14737
                            Will:
                            Girrrl, your feet must be tired 'coz you've been running through my mind all day, COME HERE!
                            -Will
                            14736
                              Will- singing whilst stuck in the basement with some girl:
                              I'm stuck in a basement, sittin' on a tricycle, girl gettin' on my nerves.....all this time I thought she was fine- didn't know that her body weren't hers
                              -Will- singing whilst stuck in the basement with some girl
                              14735
                                Will and Kathleen:
                                Kathleen: I thought you liked doing things for me?
                                Will: I did 'til you ate all my breath mints

                                -Will and Kathleen
                                14734
                                  Will and Kathleen:
                                  Kathleen: If you say "breath mints" one more time i'm gonna scream!
                                  Will: Breath mints...breath mints...breath mints, breath mints, BREATH MINTS!!!
                                  (Kathleen Screams)
                                  Will: ...And your momma sucks breath mints too!!
                                  -Will and Kathleen
                                  14733
                                    Uncle Phil and Judge Robertson:
                                    Uncle Phil: "I'm going to be frank."
                                    Judge Robertson: "Okay, who am I?"
                                    Uncle Phil: "I'm going to run for judge"
                                    Judge Robertson: (laughs)" Oh, Frank!"
                                    -Uncle Phil and Judge Robertson
                                    14732
                                      Will:
                                      It's your world squirrel, I'm just trying to get a nut
                                      -Will
                                      14731
                                        Carlton and Will:
                                        Carlton: Remember, we must never fear to negotiate, but never negotiate out of fear.
                                        Will: Remember, Momma said knock you out! LLCoolJ
                                        -Carlton and Will
                                        14730
                                          Carlton:
                                          YOU POPPED BRUCE!
                                          -Carlton
                                          14729
                                            Will:
                                            So your telling me to disobay uncle phils orders, ah-well wont be the first time PSSH possy out
                                            -Will