The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
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      Vivian : Are you alright Will ?
      Will: oh, yes aunt Viv
      Vivian : GOOD, now i can break your legs!!!

      -Will, Vivian
      14767
        oh, stop it you little Filthy Mc Nasty
        -Will
        14766
          Trevor : Hilary you just saw your father loose an election, now tell me are you free now?

          Hilary : look my father just lost an election im not totally insensitive... how about tomorrow?
          14765
            Will : you really need a woman G
            G : what's a woman?

            -Will, Geoffrey
            14764
              Carlton are you by any chance an idiot?
              -Will
              14763
                (Will after Dr.Hoover gets punched)You know I'd be happy to prescribe something for that.

                -Will
                14762
                  Will: Omg! Carlton! whats that growing on your neck?!
                  Carlton: AHH! where?!
                  Will: oh thats just your head
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                    Verse 1]
                    Now This is a story all about how
                    My life got twist-turned upside down
                    And i liked to take a minute
                    And sit right there
                    And tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

                    [verse 2]
                    In west Philadelphia born and raised
                    On the playground was where i spent most of my days
                    Chillin out maxin relaxin all cool
                    And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
                    When a couple of guys
                    Who were up to no good
                    Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood
                    I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared
                    She said your movin with your auntie and uncle in bel Air

                    [verse 3]
                    I whistled for a cab
                    And when it came near
                    The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
                    If anything i can say this cab is rare
                    But i thought naw forget it yo homes to Bel Air

                    [verse 4]
                    I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
                    And i yelled to the cabyo homes smell ya later
                    I looked at my kingdom
                    I was finally there
                    To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

                    - Will
                    14760
                      At the risk of sounding redundant, dinner is served.
                      -Geofery
                      14759
                        For a long time it gave me nightmares...having to witness an injustice like that...It was a constant reminder of how unfair this world can be...I can still here them taunting him...Silly rabbit trix are for kids! I mean, why couldn't they have just given him some cereal?

                        ---Carlton
                        14758
                          WILL: [singing while playing harmonica] My butler is black/My butler is blue/His honey has green/Comin' out her wazoo.
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                            Will:
                            Carlton, don't EVER do that again!!!
                            -Will
                            14756
                              Geoffrey:
                              ...*painfully* Yes, Master Will?
                              -Geoffrey
                              14755
                                Will:
                                **after his mom cheats and runs out of house*in high pitched voice* My-My mommas cheatin'!
                                -Will
                                14754
                                  Will:
                                  But he doesn't use an axe or a chainsaw. He talks his victims to death. So if you see this monster run and don't look back kids. This monster's called the Bel Air Beast. *points to Carlton* And ,oh my goodness, there he is.
                                  -Will
                                  14753
                                    Will:
                                    Back in Philly, they used to call me SPIDERMAN!!
                                    -Will
                                    14752
                                      Carlton:
                                      Little Timmy wanted a drink, but now he'll drink no more. Because what he thought was H 2 O was H 2 S O 4.
                                      -Carlton
                                      14751
                                        Carolton & Will:
                                        Carolton:If it smells like walks like a duck looks like a duck what is it
                                        Will:Your Prom date
                                        -Carolton & Will
                                        14750
                                          Carlton:
                                          Oh my goodness!
                                          -Carlton
                                          14749
                                            Hilary and Carlton:
                                            If Trevor was here, I'll in his arms...not my purse.*takes out a vase*I love you Trevor!
                                            Except Trevor wasn't creamated.
                                            Eeewwww then who's this?
                                            -Hilary and Carlton