The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
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      Uncle Phil:
      YOU DID WHAT?! Are you out of your horny little adolescent minds?!
      Carlton:
      I know I am, Dad.
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        All the brothers play there hair like this, Hair on top, none on the sides (points to Uncle Phil) but I guess y'all got knida a reverse thing going on
        -Will
        14787
          Will teases me but you don't see me going yo yo homie yo
          -Uncle Phil
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            Hey Carlton, Do you know the french word for foreplay??? Because there is none
            -Will
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              Aight, first of all Quincy, check your ego at the door
              -will smith
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                Director: What do you two think your doing?
                Will: I was just trying to get to my room, Ty what was you doing?
                Ty: I was trying to be in the video
                Will: Listen, this is my house, if you wanna be in a video go rob a liqour store
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                  Ty: You ever try going to 6 fast food joints on a city bus?
                  Will: Naw, I was saving that for prom
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                    Will:
                    If you went down to Jazz's neighbourhood looking the way you look and talking the way you talk, you wouldn't come back walking the way you walk.
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                      Right choice Joyce
                      -Will Smith
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                        Carlton: Will, while your in training you must stay away from fats, chocolates and women
                        Will: damn, I should really cancel my date with that fat chocolate woman
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                          Roses are red, Violets are blue, me and jazz are black, Carlton what are you?
                          -Will Smith
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                            The night was so hot peoples were pulling up on camels, yo check this out
                            -Will
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                              Vivian: it seems like just the other day I was wiping the tears from carltons eyes
                              will: it was just the other day aunt viv, I told you Jurassic park was too scary for him
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                                It's about to be dissfest '91 around here, and I feel one coming
                                -Will Smith
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                                  Vivian: How much longer for the coffee Jeffery?
                                  Jeffery: At this rate, when queen elizabeth opens for queen latefah
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                                    Hilary: sorry I'm late we were driving behind some idiot and his flying carpet
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                                      Uncle Phil: Back in college, I had a professor named Matthew Langford. The man changed my life. You want to know how? He challenged me.
                                      Will: To what? A pie-eating contest?
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                                        Uncle Phil: Geoffrey, get me my tools.
                                        Geoffrey: You mean your knife and fork?
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                                          Will:
                                          YA'LL AINT GOT TO GO HOME, BUT YA'LL GOT TO GET THE HELL OUTA HERE!!!
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                                            Vy: I also got tickets to see new edition
                                            Carlton: OOH! I wanna go!!
                                            Will: Shut up Carlton!
                                            Carlton: Oh yeah! well...you smell like brocolli

                                            Will,Vy and Carlton