The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
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      All the brothers play there hair like this, Hair on top, none on the sides (points to Uncle Phil) but I guess y'all got knida a reverse thing going on
      -Will
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        Will teases me but you don't see me going yo yo homie yo
        -Uncle Phil
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          Hey Carlton, Do you know the french word for foreplay??? Because there is none
          -Will
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            Aight, first of all Quincy, check your ego at the door
            -will smith
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              Director: What do you two think your doing?
              Will: I was just trying to get to my room, Ty what was you doing?
              Ty: I was trying to be in the video
              Will: Listen, this is my house, if you wanna be in a video go rob a liqour store
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                Ty: You ever try going to 6 fast food joints on a city bus?
                Will: Naw, I was saving that for prom
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                  If you went down to jazz's neighbourhood looking the way you look and talking the way you talk, you wouldn't come back walking the way you walk
                  -Will Smith
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                    Right choice Joyce
                    -Will Smith
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                      Carlton: Will, while your in training you must stay away from fats, chocolates and women
                      Will: damn, I should really cancel my date with that fat chocolate woman
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                        Roses are red, Violets are blue, me and jazz are black, Carlton what are you?
                        -Will Smith
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                          The night was so hot peoples were pulling up on camels, yo check this out
                          -Will
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                            Vivian: it seems like just the other day I was wiping the tears from carltons eyes
                            will: it was just the other day aunt viv, I told you Jurassic park was too scary for him
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                              It's about to be dissfest '91 around here, and I feel one coming
                              -Will Smith
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                                Vivian: How much longer for the coffee Jeffery?
                                Jeffery: At this rate, when queen elizabeth opens for queen latefah
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                                  Hilary: sorry I'm late we were driving behind some idiot and his flying carpet
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                                    Uncle Phil: Back in college, I had a professor named Matthew Langford. The man changed my life. You want to know how? He challenged me.
                                    Will: To what? A pie-eating contest?
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                                      Uncle Phil: Geoffrey, get me my tools.
                                      Geoffrey: You mean your knife and fork?
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                                        Will Smith: "YA'LL AINT GOT TO GO HOME, BUT YA'LL GOT TO GET THE HELL OUTA HERE!!!"
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                                          Vy: I also got tickets to see new edition
                                          Carlton: OOH! I wanna go!!
                                          Will: Shut up Carlton!
                                          Carlton: Oh yeah! well...you smell like brocolli

                                          Will,Vy and Carlton
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                                            WILL!!
                                            -Phillip Banks