Teen Angel Quotes
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      Pam:
      You missed my whole three years as a regular on Baywatch.
      -Pam
      29701
        Marty:
        Obviously, I can't reverse my spell... which suggests it's a very powerful spell, so kudos to me!
        -Marty
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          Marty:
          Remember me as I was -- the most beautiful boy in the world!
          -Marty
          29699
            Marty:
            Hey, I'll try anything once... that prob'ly explains why I'm dead at 15.
            -Marty
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              Marty:
              Today's game is brought to you by Beauchamp Cereal, the breakfast of Beau-champions!
              -Marty
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                Marty DePolo:
                This looks like a job for... TEEN ANGEL!
                -Marty DePolo
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                  Katie:
                  I lost in the semi-finals. I spelled 'relief' 'R-O-L-A-I-D-S.'
                  -Katie
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                    Marty:
                    Supervision? That's a great idea! Could I also have super-strength?
                    -Marty
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                      Marty:
                      I can see it all now! Teen Angel the motion picture, starring Brad Pitt as Marty and Carrot Top as his friend, Steve!
                      -Marty
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                        Steve:
                        And now, without further a-dude...
                        -Steve
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                          Abe Lincoln:
                          Well, if a mule backed into a cactus, it'd make a sweeter sound.
                          -Abe Lincoln
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                            Jordan:
                            I knew a dude... who ate some food... that was rude. I knew a dude. Copyright Jordan Lubell.
                            -Jordan
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                              Pam:
                              In other words, don't do anything that I would do.
                              -Pam
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                                Steve & Casey:
                                Steve: Who's Andy & Opie? Casey: Uh, Matlock and the bald guy who directed Apollo 13.
                                -Steve & Casey
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                                  Grampa:
                                  Sure, I can see angels. I see angels all the time, ever since I had a near-death experience.
                                  -Grampa
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                                    Marty & Grampa:
                                    Marty: Do you like Yasmine Bleethe? Grampa: Yeah, of course. I love havin' teeth!
                                    -Marty & Grampa
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                                      Steve:
                                      I used to dread old age, back when I was in my 40's... about an hour ago.
                                      -Steve
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                                        Steve:
                                        I'm aging by the minute, my back is killing me and I hate the way kids dress today.
                                        -Steve
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                                          Marty:
                                          Can't an angel bake cookies for his giant, floating head without arousing suspicion?
                                          -Marty
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                                            Casey:
                                            And you're not on anything? I mean, I don't have to show you the thing with the frying pan and the egg?
                                            -Casey