29702
Pam:
You missed my whole three years as a regular on Baywatch.
-Pam
-Pam
29701
Marty:
Obviously, I can't reverse my spell... which suggests it's a very powerful spell, so kudos to me!
-Marty
-Marty
29700
Marty:
Remember me as I was -- the most beautiful boy in the world!
-Marty
-Marty
29699
Marty:
Hey, I'll try anything once... that prob'ly explains why I'm dead at 15.
-Marty
-Marty
29698
Marty:
Today's game is brought to you by Beauchamp Cereal, the breakfast of Beau-champions!
-Marty
-Marty
29697
Marty DePolo:
This looks like a job for... TEEN ANGEL!
-Marty DePolo
-Marty DePolo
29696
Katie:
I lost in the semi-finals. I spelled 'relief' 'R-O-L-A-I-D-S.'
-Katie
-Katie
29695
Marty:
Supervision? That's a great idea! Could I also have super-strength?
-Marty
-Marty
29694
Marty:
I can see it all now! Teen Angel the motion picture, starring Brad Pitt as Marty and Carrot Top as his friend, Steve!
-Marty
-Marty
29693
Steve:
And now, without further a-dude...
-Steve
-Steve
29692
Abe Lincoln:
Well, if a mule backed into a cactus, it'd make a sweeter sound.
-Abe Lincoln
-Abe Lincoln
29691
Jordan:
I knew a dude... who ate some food... that was rude. I knew a dude. Copyright Jordan Lubell.
-Jordan
-Jordan
29690
Pam:
In other words, don't do anything that I would do.
-Pam
-Pam
29689
Steve & Casey:
Steve: Who's Andy & Opie? Casey: Uh, Matlock and the bald guy who directed Apollo 13.
-Steve & Casey
-Steve & Casey
29688
Grampa:
Sure, I can see angels. I see angels all the time, ever since I had a near-death experience.
-Grampa
-Grampa
29687
Marty & Grampa:
Marty: Do you like Yasmine Bleethe? Grampa: Yeah, of course. I love havin' teeth!
-Marty & Grampa
-Marty & Grampa
29686
Steve:
I used to dread old age, back when I was in my 40's... about an hour ago.
-Steve
-Steve
29685
Steve:
I'm aging by the minute, my back is killing me and I hate the way kids dress today.
-Steve
-Steve
29684
Marty:
Can't an angel bake cookies for his giant, floating head without arousing suspicion?
-Marty
-Marty
29683
Casey:
And you're not on anything? I mean, I don't have to show you the thing with the frying pan and the egg?
-Casey
-Casey
