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    14639
      I'll be Buhaha the Cookie.
      That's Chewbacca The Wookie.
      That's what I said Muhaka the Bookie.
      Oh gee!

      --Kermit and Fozzie
      14638
        Um we have to be going now. This fantasy is rated PG-13. We're under age.

        --Fozzie Bear
        14637
          Go Bye Bye!

          14636
            "Oatmeal! Oatmeal!...What!?!? I was out of mush" -Gonzo (driving a dog sled)

            14635
              Kermit: C'mon are you a man or a mouse?
              Fozzy: Got any cheese?
              14634
                Fozzie: What do you call a comedian who is not funny?
                Animal: Fozzzzie.
                14633
                  Gonzo: Okay your time has com flat face!

                  Piggy: Flat Face

                  Babies: Gonzo

                  Piggy: Ohhhhhhhh!

                  Skeeter: Neato Fidido!
                  14632
                    Gonzo:PHow about whispering some sweet things in my ear Piggy Pie
                    Baby Piggy:How aboout I thtrow some sourdough in your ear instead noodlenose
                    Beaker:meep-meep
                    Bunsen:No Beaker this is my latest invention
                    14631
                      Skeeter:
                      Not again. Gonzo, you're supposed to be the Great Kong, not 'King Kong'.
                      -Skeeter
                      14630
                        Miss Piggy:
                        I'm sorry for giving you an F Fozzie.
                        -Miss Piggy
                        14629
                          Gonzo:
                          Chessebuger, Chessebuger, Chessebuger
                          -Gonzo
                          14628
                            Gonzo and Rowlf:
                            Maybe my brain isn't working right." "Your brain's never worked right, Gonzo." "Oh yeah, I forgot.

                            -Gonzo and Rowlf
                            14627
                              Kermit:
                              Sheesh!
                              -Kermit
                              14626
                                Piggy and Fozzy:
                                Scooter, if you had ten hot dogs and Skeeter took three of them, what would you have?" "He'd have a tummy ache. Get it? Ha ha. Wokka wokka wokka.
                                -Piggy and Fozzy
                                14625
                                  Fozzie:
                                  Why did the man put a sweater on his hot dog? Because it was a chili dog. Wokka wokka wokka.

                                  -Fozzie
                                  14624
                                    Fozzie:
                                    What food do you eat with your mouth open? Give up? *see* food. Get it? Wokka, wokka, wokka.

                                    -Fozzie
                                    14623
                                      Gonzo:
                                      Awww, she called me a nerd. Next I'll be the nerd of her dreams.

                                      -Gonzo
                                      14622
                                        Gonzo:
                                        Weird is my middle name.
                                        -Gonzo
                                        14621
                                          Fozzie:
                                          What do you call a yo-yo that goes down but won't come up? A yo. Wokka wokka wokka.
                                          -Fozzie
                                          14620
                                            Piggy and Kermit:
                                            Piggy: I know what Kermit's wish is. It's that we get married.
                                            Kermit: I don't wanna waste a wish.
                                            -Piggy and Kermit