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    14463
      How did i get into this mess?
      -Doug
      14462
        Radio Announcer Dude/Skeeter/Doug:
        Announcer: For a pair of tickets to see the Beets, what is the name of the Beets' first album? Skeeter:I don't know man *honk* Announcer: young man, do you know? Doug:... Beats me... Announcer: YOU ARE CORRECT...
        -Radio Announcer Dude/Skeeter/Doug
        14461
          Dale:
          Hi ya big nose.
          -Dale
          14460
            Doug:
            (in song) "Bang'n on the trash can,Drum'n on the street light, play'n on my banjo One little vioce is calling me, calling me, one little vioce is caalling meee"

            -Doug
            14459
              Doug:
              A bomb in the lasagna?! GREAT SCOTT!!!
              -Doug
              14458
                Doug:
                maybe I do need new shoes
                -Doug
                14457
                  Roger:
                  Get two pictures taken, one for you, and one for that nose.
                  -Roger
                  14456
                    Doug:
                    I'm a slug.
                    -Doug
                    14455
                      Willty, A.V. Dork Larry and BeBe:
                      OK. Who do you have a crush on?" "Uh, well, I guess I like... Beebe." "AAAH!
                      -Willty, A.V. Dork Larry and BeBe
                      14454
                        Mr. Swirly:
                        This chocolate tastes like cement! Who makes this junk? *gasp* Oh my goodness, I make this junk!
                        -Mr. Swirly
                        14453
                          Doug:
                          There's a bomb in the lasagnia.
                          -Doug
                          14452
                            Mr. Valentine:
                            One! Two! TEN!
                            -Mr. Valentine
                            14451
                              Judy:
                              YOU are the liver and I am the ONIONS!!
                              -Judy
                              14450
                                Judy:
                                In order to eat liver and onions, you must BECOME liver and onions!
                                -Judy
                                14449
                                  Doug:
                                  Bring on that liver and onions, Yum Yum!

                                  -Doug
                                  14448
                                    Roger:
                                    ciyonara suckers! (laughs)
                                    -Roger
                                    14447
                                      Dale:
                                      Yum! Yum! Eat 'em up!
                                      -Dale
                                      14446
                                        Judy:
                                        Not now..I'm ssssizzzliiiinnng!!
                                        -Judy
                                        14445
                                          Doug/Roger:
                                          Doug: I didn't catch your name
                                          Roger: That's because I didn't throw it!
                                          -Doug/Roger
                                          14444
                                            The Beets:
                                            I need mo' allowance! Yodel-a-eee-ooh! Why? I'm talkin' to you!
                                            -The Beets