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    14462
      Radio Announcer Dude/Skeeter/Doug:
      Announcer: For a pair of tickets to see the Beets, what is the name of the Beets' first album? Skeeter:I don't know man *honk* Announcer: young man, do you know? Doug:... Beats me... Announcer: YOU ARE CORRECT...
      -Radio Announcer Dude/Skeeter/Doug
      14461
        Dale:
        Hi ya big nose.
        -Dale
        14460
          Doug:
          (in song) "Bang'n on the trash can,Drum'n on the street light, play'n on my banjo One little vioce is calling me, calling me, one little vioce is caalling meee"

          -Doug
          14459
            Doug:
            A bomb in the lasagna?! GREAT SCOTT!!!
            -Doug
            14458
              Doug:
              maybe I do need new shoes
              -Doug
              14457
                Roger:
                Get two pictures taken, one for you, and one for that nose.
                -Roger
                14456
                  Doug:
                  I'm a slug.
                  -Doug
                  14455
                    Willty, A.V. Dork Larry and BeBe:
                    OK. Who do you have a crush on?" "Uh, well, I guess I like... Beebe." "AAAH!
                    -Willty, A.V. Dork Larry and BeBe
                    14454
                      Mr. Swirly:
                      This chocolate tastes like cement! Who makes this junk? *gasp* Oh my goodness, I make this junk!
                      -Mr. Swirly
                      14453
                        Doug:
                        There's a bomb in the lasagnia.
                        -Doug
                        14452
                          Mr. Valentine:
                          One! Two! TEN!
                          -Mr. Valentine
                          14451
                            Judy:
                            YOU are the liver and I am the ONIONS!!
                            -Judy
                            14450
                              Judy:
                              In order to eat liver and onions, you must BECOME liver and onions!
                              -Judy
                              14449
                                Doug:
                                Bring on that liver and onions, Yum Yum!

                                -Doug
                                14448
                                  Roger:
                                  ciyonara suckers! (laughs)
                                  -Roger
                                  14447
                                    Dale:
                                    Yum! Yum! Eat 'em up!
                                    -Dale
                                    14446
                                      Judy:
                                      Not now..I'm ssssizzzliiiinnng!!
                                      -Judy
                                      14445
                                        Doug/Roger:
                                        Doug: I didn't catch your name
                                        Roger: That's because I didn't throw it!
                                        -Doug/Roger
                                        14444
                                          The Beets:
                                          I need mo' allowance! Yodel-a-eee-ooh! Why? I'm talkin' to you!
                                          -The Beets
                                          14443
                                            Mrs. Wingo:
                                            What do you think Fatty Fatty Fatty?
                                            -Mrs. Wingo