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      Doug:
      Dear Journal...
      30869
        Doug:
        hey, maybe we can gets the beets' autograph when we get to the concert...[gasps]
        Doug and Skeeter:
        the concert?!
        [looks at clock] oh no!
        Skeeter:
        the bus! we-we gotta get back to the bus!
        Doug:
        but they wouldn't leave without us!
        Skeeter:
        they couldn't leave without us!
        :
        [looks out the window and found the bus leaving]
        Doug and Skeeter:
        they're leaving without us!
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          Patti:
          okay roger
          i dare you to say something...nice
          Roger:
          nice?
          Patti:
          about doug
          Roger:
          doug?
          Willie:
          [laughing]
          Roger:
          shut up!
          well i guess hes...[mumbles]
          Willie:
          uh, what?!
          Roger:
          i said funnies a really...nice guy!
          Everybody:
          [laughs at roger]
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            Roger:
            hey funnie, great party
            whats next? patti-cake? [chuckles]
            14479
              Principal Lamar Bone (on the telephone with Mr. Buttsavich):
              Mr. Buttsavich, how was your vacation?
              14478
                Doug:
                Mr. Bone wears pink underwear!
                Patti:
                PINK UNDERWEAR?!
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                  Girls at party playing Limbo:
                  Go Porkchop! Go Porkchop!
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                    Skeeter:
                    Cool hair, Roger! I like the way it's all nice and pointy.
                    Roger:
                    Aw, whaddya you know, Skeet Face?
                    14474
                      Mr.Dink: FORE!!!*hits the Funnies mail boxwith a golf ball*SORRY!!!!
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                        Mr.Bone: You understand Mr.Funnie
                        14472
                          *after porkchop dumps sweat on the plant* Bee-eerobe
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                            Roger: Funny looks like i am gonna have to cream you now
                            14470
                              Doug and Skeeter: THE BEETS JACKETS!!!!!
                              14469
                                Doug and Skeeter: Killer tofu
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                                  Roger: Funnie I am gonna pound you
                                  14467
                                    Dong: P-P-Patty?! W-Where?
                                    14466
                                      The beets!!- Doug and Skeeter
                                      14465
                                        Skeeter: [every time Skeeter says hi to Doug] "Yo Doug! "
                                        [makes nasal noise]
                                        Skeeter: "Ha ha."
                                        14464
                                          Porkchop!Hahahaha!You're supposed to bag the nematoad,not cream it!

                                          -Doug
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                                            How did i get into this mess?
                                            -Doug