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      Doug:
      Dear Journal...
      30869
        Doug:
        hey, maybe we can gets the beets' autograph when we get to the concert...[gasps]
        Doug and Skeeter:
        the concert?!
        [looks at clock] oh no!
        Skeeter:
        the bus! we-we gotta get back to the bus!
        Doug:
        but they wouldn't leave without us!
        Skeeter:
        they couldn't leave without us!
        :
        [looks out the window and found the bus leaving]
        Doug and Skeeter:
        they're leaving without us!
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          Patti:
          okay roger
          i dare you to say something...nice
          Roger:
          nice?
          Patti:
          about doug
          Roger:
          doug?
          Willie:
          [laughing]
          Roger:
          shut up!
          well i guess hes...[mumbles]
          Willie:
          uh, what?!
          Roger:
          i said funnies a really...nice guy!
          Everybody:
          [laughs at roger]
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            Roger:
            hey funnie, great party
            whats next? patti-cake? [chuckles]
            14479
              Principal Lamar Bone (on the telephone with Mr. Buttsavich): "Mr. Buttsavich, how was your vacation?"
              14478
                Doug: Mr. Bone wears pink underwear! Patti: PINK UNDERWEAR?!
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                  Go Porkchop! Go Porkchop!
                  -Girls at party playing Limbo
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                    BARON VON HECKLEHOFFER!!!(run off screaming)

                    -Doug and Skeeter on Halloween Night-
                    14475
                      Skeeter: "Cool hair, Roger! I like the way it's all nice and pointy."
                      Roger: "Aw, whaddya you know, Skeet Face?"
                      14474
                        Mr.Dink: FORE!!!*hits the Funnies mail boxwith a golf ball*SORRY!!!!
                        14473
                          Mr.Bone: You understand Mr.Funnie
                          14472
                            *after porkchop dumps sweat on the plant* Bee-eerobe
                            14471
                              Roger: Funny looks like i am gonna have to cream you now
                              14470
                                Doug and Skeeter: THE BEETS JACKETS!!!!!
                                14469
                                  Doug and Skeeter: Killer tofu
                                  14468
                                    Roger: Funnie I am gonna pound you
                                    14467
                                      Dong: P-P-Patty?! W-Where?
                                      14466
                                        The beets!!- Doug and Skeeter
                                        14465
                                          Skeeter: [every time Skeeter says hi to Doug] "Yo Doug! "
                                          [makes nasal noise]
                                          Skeeter: "Ha ha."
                                          14464
                                            Porkchop!Hahahaha!You're supposed to bag the nematoad,not cream it!

                                            -Doug