Heavyweights Quotes
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      Tony Perkins : Great a deli meat
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        Harvey Bushkin: "One word of advice, NEVER LET ANYONE SIGN YOUR CHECKS!"
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          Lars: "Now, its time to meet your new owner and operator. Tony Perkis is a man who believes in you. His life is dedicated to saying things like 'YES!' and 'You better believe it!' Entrepenuer, a motivator, and a new friend! May I introduce, TONY PERKIS!"
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            Jerry Garner:
            I'm not going to a camp with a bunch of fat loads!
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              Tony Perkis: "Repulse the monkey... part the wild horse's mane."
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                "I did not send you to 'go-kart camp'"
                -Maury Garner
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                  Nicholas: I knew it was too hot on that bus.
                  Josh: Hey come get a taste of England everybody!
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                    be sure and keep theshower door shut, OR ELSE MOSQUITOS WILL BITE YOUR BUTT!!
                    -Kids singing in credit song
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                      Congratulations, Joshua. You just joined the 76% of americans who forget to stretch before physical activity.
                      -Uncle Tony.
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                        Today's lunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.
                        -Tony
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                          Tonights lecture is liposuction; option or obsession?
                          -Tony
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                            Only film the ones that are standing Kenneth.
                            -Tony
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                              Wake up campers.
                              Its a glorious morning.
                              Today is evaulation day, the keyword here is "value".
                              Do you have any? Not yet. But by the end of this summer, this camp will be filled with SKINNY WINNERS!!!!
                              -Tony
                              SKINNY WEINERS??? YOU HEAR THAT GUYS!!?!?
                              -Roy
                              You Think im crazy?? Im not crazy. I just believe in you...*looks at camera* and i believe in you..Call and order now.
                              -Tony
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                                Why you British butterball, I oughta show you what it means to be an American.
                                -Tony
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                                  Congratulations Mr. Simms. You're the fattest boy in camp.
                                  -Lars
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                                    Josh was bad....Josh now good.....must be...GOOD TO SEE MY BIG A** AGAIN ;)
                                    -Joshua
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                                      Roy:
                                      WHO'S IN THERE!?!? WHAT'VE YOU GOT???
                                      kid:
                                      NOTHING; NO ONE! GO AWAY!!!!!!
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                                        HE'S COMING!!!!
                                        -Simms
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                                          Tony:
                                          Hows it goin little tony? Bad. Why. Because, everything's falling apart and i don't.... Its's not your fault. Iknow its not my fault, its their fault, its their fault! IT'S YOUR FAULT!!
                                          -Tony
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                                            Lars:
                                            "You broken my camara" (w/funny accent)
                                            -Lars